Downer

Jokes

Played pool all night last night, nobody could beat me! I held the table for hours, but then i got completly raped by one guy. it was a bit of a downer on the night ....

At least im still unbeaten at pool

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Whats the difference between a Negative Nancy and a Debbie Downer?

The extra chromosome.

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What did you call 47 upset chromosomes?

A downer with a frowner.


Yes I'm going to helll for thinking this is funny, and even more so because I just made it up!

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Why dont you go to a disabled persons funeral?

It’s always a downer.

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Diet Downer

I'm not vegetarian because I love animals. I'm vegetarian because I hate vegetables.

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What do you call a depressed midget named Debra who likes to eat a lot of zebra cakes?

A Little Debbie Downer

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Doctor told my wife and I that our baby has an extra chromosome...

What a downer.

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I was once kicked out of fat camp

for being a little debbie downer.

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What do you call a female with down syndrome?

Debby Downer

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Did you hear about the pessimistic man who was missing a chromosome?

He was a real downer.

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Oxycodone

With my wisdom teeth gone, I was hoping of getting a bit of a high, but all it did was relieve pain.

well that was a "downer"

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What do you call a pessimistic cupcake?

A Little Debbie downer.

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