Doughboy

Jokes

Why does the Pillsbury doughboy have so many health problems?

He's inbred.

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Why has the Pillsbury Doughboy never had sex?

Because all of his partners are afraid they'll get a yeast infection.

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What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Doughboy? (NSFW)

A redheaded bitch with a yeast infection.

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The Pillsbury Dough Boy has died...

It is with the saddest heart that I must pass on the following news:

Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community.

The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes in the belly.

He was 71.

Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin.
Dozens of celebrities turne


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What happened when things got hot between the doughboy and his girlfriend?

They bread.

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How did the Pillbury Doughboy get laid?

He rose to the occasion.

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Why does pillsbury doughboy hate being in water?

because hes dunkin dough nuts!

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Why does pillsbury doughboy hate being in water?

Because he would be dunkin donuts.

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What do you see when the Pillsbury doughboy bends over?

🍩 DOUGHNUTS 🍩

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The Pillsbury Doughboy died today...

Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hos


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The Pillsbury Doughboy didnt make it very far in the baking competition.

He just couldn’t rise to the occasion

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The Pillsbury Doughboy didnt make it very far in the baking competition.

He just couldn’t rise to the occasion

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The Pillsbury Doughboy didnt make it very far in the baking competition.

He just couldn’t rise to the occasion

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The Pillsbury Doughboy didnt make it very far in the baking competition.

He just couldn’t rise to the occasion

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What do you get when you cross the Pillsbury Doughboy with a Cabbage Patch roll?

An ugly little shit with a yeast infection

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Did you hear about the kid that the Pillsbury Doughboy and a Cabbage Patch doll had?

It was an ugly little shit with a yeast infection.

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What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over?

Doughnuts

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What do you get when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over?

Doughnuts

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The Pillsbury Doughboy is still dough, which means he's never been baked, wanna know why?

He's got pasty white skin and Blue eyes, and any Jew will tell you that's the best way of staying out of an oven.

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It wasn't when the bully called me a big fat doughboy that hurt as much as the punch in my stomach.

It left a big impression.

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Ive always looked up to the Pillsbury doughboy.

You could say he’s my roll model.

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What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over?

Doughnuts.

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Did you guys hear, the Pillsbury Doughboy passed away.

The doctor said he got a bad yeast infection.

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Where does the Pillsbury Doughboy like to have sex with his wife?

In her bread box.

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What makes the Pillsbury Doughboy rise every morning?

His girlfriend gave him a yeast infection!

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What mskes the Pillsbury Doughboy rise every morning?

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What do you get when you cross a Barbie Doll with the Pillsbury Doughboy

Some rich know-it-all bitch with a yeast infection

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What do you get when the Pillsburry Doughboy bends over

Dough nuts

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The Pillsbury Doughboy...

Another sad case of battered man syndrome.

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What did the racist Pillsbury Doughboy say?

White Flower

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What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over?

Doughnuts

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What does the Pillsbury Doughboy see when he looks down?

His Doughnuts.

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Girl, you can call me the Pillsbury Doughboy

because I got whatchu knead..

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What do you get when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over?

Doughnuts

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What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over?

Doughnuts.

Credit to the man who came through my check lane at work.

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What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over?

Doughnuts.


My favorite joke of all time.

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When does the Pillsbury Doughboy pull out?

20 minutes at 350 degrees. If it's too moist, put it back in.

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What do you see when the Pillsbury DoughBoy bends over?

Dough Nuts

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What do you see when the pillsbury doughboy bends over?

Doughnuts

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The Pillsbury Doughboy has died

Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from being repeatedly poked in the belly. He was 81 years old.

Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Rais


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What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bend over?

Doughnuts.

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Remembering a great icon.

Dear friends,
It is with the saddest heart that I pass on the following. Please join
me in remembering a great icon.

The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and
complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.

Doughboy was buried in a lightly-greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities
turned out to pay their respects, inc


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What would the Pilsbury Doughboy be if photos of him were constantly being put on magazine covers?

A roll model.

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