Dope

Jokes

Calculate for slope.

Silly + Dope = Slope

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Grow your own dope

Plant a politician.

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An NH2 group was convicted of taking performance enhancing drugs. Official were unusually happy about this incident.

Must be the prescence of dope amine

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Have you heard about the pothead who tried crack for the first time?

He thought it was dope!

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That Dope

I think my wife is secretly selling drugs...this morning I answered the phone and the guy said "Is that dope gone yet?" Hmmm...

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That Dope

I think my wife is secretly selling drugs...this morning I answered the phone and the guy said "Is that dope gone yet?" 🤔

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Dope!

According to Hitler, what's the difference between a dollar and a Jew?
YOU DON'T BURN A MILLION FUCKIN DOLLARS

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Did she steal your man? Did he blow all your money on dope? Are you done with your marriage? Does your neighbors dog keep you up all night? I have invented an app to help with all these problems...

Uber hitman

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What does Jesse Pinkman order at Starbucks?

a DOPE, YO.

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What do you call a duck that smokes dope?

A Quackhead.

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My friend gave me heroin without my knowledge

Immediately after trying it I exclaimed,

"This is dope!"

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What do you call a stupid drug dealer on a push bike?

A "dope" pedaler.

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She put the needle in her arm and said "Jesus Christ this is some good ass dope"

I told her "Please don't take the Lord's name in vein"

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I got that drip.

Not in the rich way where you have dope jewelry and clothing. I get really nervous in social situations and sweat all over the place. Please help.

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What do you call a Dope Lizard?

Mariguana,

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Is your father a drug dealer?

Cause god damn you’re dope

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I'm disappointed by these wrapping ministries that pop up around this time of year.

Not a single one of them involves a dope beat and a mic to blaze.

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Have you heard about the circus side show freek who was arrested for selling dope?

He had eight balls.

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Apparently there is a new trend of mixing in glitter with marijuana...

I hear it's pretty dope....

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With all the tax dollars weed sales in Colorado is raising for education...

Those schools are going to be dope.

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I love that marijuana is now legal in Canada.

It's really dope.

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Girl is your dad a drug dealer

Because you're dope

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I once knew a rapper who used cannabis infused citrus as chewing tobacco

He spat some dope limes

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Russia's dope scandal is now over.

Almost two years after putting him in the White House....

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I heard Elon Musk smoked weed in an interview this week.

I’ve never been interested in pot-casts but this one was dope.

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My friend just had a medical exam to work at one of those big box home improvement stores and found out he has hemophilia. Before that the most interesting thing about him was his stylish taste in clothes.

He's the most dope hemo at home depot.

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What do you call a drug dealer on a push bike?

A dope pedlar.

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What does it take for a white guy to become a dope rapper?

Two beers

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Pick up line: If you were a neurotransmitter you would be dopamine...

Cuz you are dope and mine

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Say what you will about the Russian Olympic Team...

...I think they're pretty dope

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I miss having Lance Armstrong at the Olympics

He was dope.

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What does a rapper call a Russian Olympians blood?

Dope!

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Say what you want about Russian Athletes

But their training regimen is pretty dope

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Are you looking forward to the Olympics?

I am, they're going to be dope.

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What does Marilyn Quayle have in common with Marion Barry?

They've both been known to blow a little dope.

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Anybody ever get paid to smuggle drugs in their butt?

... Cause it sounds like a dope ass job.

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I ALSO wrote a poem!

''I do drugs, you do drugs, we do drugs, they do drugs''
Now, I know it's not the best, but it's pretty dope.

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My friend sent me a text saying, "You're a dope friend."

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Why did the boxer sprinkle cocaine on his exercise rope?

He wanted to practice the rope-a-dope.

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What do you call a clean idiot?

soap on a dope

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Know what's dope?

Pot.

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?Movie watch.. Dope-2015.. Online-Free.. Full. Movie. Stream. HD... Full-Movie.. Free..KeNtHi

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The new wii 3d is dope if you take out the 3

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Tried heroin last night...

It was dope.

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I want to be a drug maker!!

They make DOPE stacks yo

(Unintentional pun I made while watching Breaking Bad)

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I don't smoke dope, I don't drink burboun, all I wanna do is shake my turban!

My new mantra...

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I know a heroin dealer

He's actually a dope guy

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What do you call a drug addict on a scooter?

A dope head on a moped

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What do you call a drug addict on a scooter?

A dope head on a moped.

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Did anyone see Lance Armstrong's interview with Oprah?

I heard it was pretty dope.

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