Doomed

Jokes

We shouldve known that communism was doomed to fail

There were red flags all over the place

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It seems that Dark Phoenix is doomed to fail at the box office.

I guess it's in her Jean's.

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What does an Anti-Vax kid and a Vegan Cat have in common

They're both doomed to die

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Marcons plan to rebuild Notre Dame in five years looks doomed.

The union guys are still fighting over who gets to change the lightbulb.

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Startup idea: A robotic arm that automatically swaps out your NES cartridges for you.

Sure, you say it's a ludicrous idea, that it wouldn't have worked even if it was 30 years ago, the market doesn't exist, it's doomed to fail, etc.

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But I'm telling you, it's gonna be a game changer.

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I was at my friend's funeral today and I was understandably depressed.

Doomed to always be the pallbearer, never the corpse.

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Why are prisoners incarcerated for life really bad at writing?

They're doomed to never finish their sentences.

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The body has been poisoned!

The poison is currently in Mr. Artery. All the other blood vessels crowd around and watch him. He seems to be struggling with a dark fluid inside him. Mr. Artery loudly announces that the poison must not get to Mr. Vein or else it will get to the heart. Then, he says in an ominous voice, they will all be doomed. The blood vessels watch as the poison sluggishly moves through Mr. Artery. He pushes a


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Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it

But those who fail to delete their history are doomed to explain it.

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Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it

But those who fail to delete their history are doomed to explain it.

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Why do women have a hard time deciding what to eat?

Because the first time they decided, they doomed humanity.

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I know why women have a hard time making decisions

Last time they did, they doomed humanity.

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The marriage of Charles and Diana was doomed from their wedding night....

...that's when Diana discovered that not all rulers are 12" long.

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Seth Mcfarlane still rememebers when he was late for one of the doomed planes on September 11th,....

which is still his funniest flashback

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My girlfriend said if I get 15 upvotes we can do anal

Please don’t upvote. I don’t have a girlfriend and any notifications for this is just a sad reminder of how I’m doomed to die alone ...

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We should've known communism was doomed to fall.

There were a lot of red flags.

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Two explorers led an expedition to Brazil...

They were exploring the Amazon Rainforest to find new species. Suddenly, one of the explorers tripped over a tree root, hit his head, and fell into the Amazon River. The explorer on land called out to his disoriented friend:

“Grab something, or you’ll drown here in the largest river in the world and we’ll never find you!”

The doomed explorer slurre


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Why isn't "@you" not "wyou"?

cuz "w/you" is a directory \- doomed to confrontation by directory structure.

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Satan: I have defeated God himself, Jesus is dead, and death now reigns over life forever. Mankind is doomed!

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If the average world temperature rises 2 degrees Celsius, mankind is doomed.

That is why America measures temperature in Fahrenheit.

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Those who dont study history are doomed to...

Repost this.

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Got stuck behind a tractor on the way to work this morning. The bloke on top wouldn't stop screaming "We're all doomed! The end of the world is nigh! Repent!"

Turned out it was Farmer Geddon

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If we knew then what we know now, what nickname would we have given San Bernadino, instead of "San Berdoo"?

San Ber-doomed ...

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Why was Hitler doomed to fail?

because jew wrongs don't make a riech

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Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it

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Those who fail history are doomed to repeat it.

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This Is Meant To Be

I really think that there is something that is doomed to happen. I met my present **bf** before I refused those who may have a **better financial condition** than him. I set many rules for my future bf before I met my current one. I used to promise myself that I will not find a boy who will smoke, drink and have me share the house loan with. But after I met him, every rule I set has been disobeyed


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"You know, I'm doomed to get eternal damnation to the Hell" said Edward Cullen.

-- Because you are a vampire, creature of Night and Darkness?

-- No, because I'm an atheist.

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So here's evolution on the menu

What did the doomed-to-extinction dinosaurs say to the management of restaurant Evo after their meal?
Keep the change

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Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it...

But those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it!

**Credits to Rob Denbleyker of Cyanide & Happiness**

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If Goku used his kamehameha at Jesus

If Goku used his kamehameha at Jesus
Then Jesus is doomed, because even if he blocks the kamehameha,
it would spill through the holes in his hands.

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Those who forget...

Those that forget the pasta are doomed to reheat it.

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