Donna

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The Voodoo Dick

Two newlyweds come home from their honeymoon and get back into the swing of things after a crazy wedding and honeymoon. The honeymoon was filled with so much sex and relaxation that the couple is glowing with happiness. Let's call the husband Jerry and the wife Donna.

Jerry gets to work and learns that he has to go on a business trip that will last 2 weeks. He goes home and tells


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Graham and Donna met on Tinder.

Donna was a pretty woman with a lisp. Graham was actually the famous porn star Thor the Thunderbolt, so named because his mighty weapon was as long and as thick as the Norse god’s hammer.

Nature took its course, and the pair had a wonderful night of bliss. In the morning, Graham felt remorse that he did not come clean as to his real identity, so he knocked on the bathroom door


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Music history has two distinct eras

Post-Madonna and Prima Donna

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A cruise on the Pacific goes all wrong.........

the ship sinks and there are only 3 Survivors; Bob, Bill and Donna .

They manage to swim to a small island and they live there for a couple of years doing what's natural for men and women to do.

After several years of casual sex, all the time, Donna felt absolutely horrible about what she was doing.

She felt having sex with both Bob and Bill was so immor


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I'm having problems with my cat,

He told me i was a prima-donna, which makes no sense. She became famous in the 80's and I was born in '93. I am most certainly post-Madonna.

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This one works best if you tell it to a blonde.

Hey Donna, how do you make a blond laugh her butt off twice in a row?

Donna: I dunno, how?

Tell her the same dumb joke twice in a row.

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Hey Donna, how do you make a blond laugh her butt off twice in a row?

Duck, dodge, or RUN FAST cause she will try to kill you!

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Two illiterate Italian fishermen

are out one day. After fishing for awhile Marco says to Luigi hey Luigi, this is a really good spot. Maybe tomorrow we come back here catch alotta fish. But don't tell nobody where! We betta marka the spot! So Luigi says I'm a gonna marka the spot. later on the way home, Marco says dida you marka the spot like I tolla you?
Luigi says Yes, I put a X inna the bottom ofa the boat!


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Donna Summer, MCA and Robin Gibb arrive at the Pearly Gates

St Peter is there to greet them. Before he takes them in to heaven, he begins to....... You know what? It is way too soon to be doing a joke like this.

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Donna Summers dead at 63, I just heard it On the Radio.

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