What did the Google CEO say on a business meeting about world domination?
"We will Googlize everything! Muhahaha!"
What stands between IBM and world domination?
A snail is going somewhere...
...one day, when he comes upon a shiny metal object in his path. Undeterred, he climbs on it and goes on, when suddenly the object shakes and a blue being comes out of the smoke and proclaims, "I am the genie of this lamp, snail, and you have rubbed it by going across it. However, since your "rubbing" was extremely slow, you get just one wish. What do you ask for?"
What does the W and D in Germany mean ?
Went to a frat party once
About ten people were still there as the night was winding down, we decided to play group truth or dare, spin the bottle to see who goes first. First girl says truth, then asks "what's something kinky that you're secretly into?". A few people said pretty vanilla stuff like anal or oral. A few said a bit spicier stuff like bondage and domination. One guy said pegging, then had t
My wife said she wanted to try some domination in the bedroom.
Cheeky bitch slept with my pillow.
A guy with bdsm fetish plays COD whats his favorite mode?