Dominant

Jokes

NSFW What did the dominant say before he peed on his submissive?

Urine for a treat.

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If Shuntaro Furukawa was into BDSM

would he be a dominant, a submissive, or a Nintendo Switch?

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Yakuza and pinky fingers

It's a known myth that the Yakuza cuts off the last finger on your dominant hand so you couldn't hold a sword or a gun.
But in reality is so you can no longer make pinky promises.

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This might not be the right place to ask but does anyone know where I can practice being dominant in bed with this girl I met?

Sorry, I'm new to this sub.

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Honey, do you think I'm being too dominant in our relationship?

No, what made you think that, your Majesty?

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Whats the number one thing the internet has tought us?

How to use the mouse with your non-dominant hand.

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I've always been the dominant one in my BDSM relationship. But my last sub? There was something so special about her. Every time I saw her, I liked her more and more...

Oh, sorry, meant to post this in r/SubsYouFellFor

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My dominant gene is...

Denim.

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Never ask a dominant woman to make you a sandwich

Because she’ll make you sub

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Most people be like.

Me : I am a human being, earths most dominant species and I will not be-

Wasp : Fuck off.


Me: OK.

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What do you call the jock's relationship with his girlfriend?

A dominant chord.

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Is being a sub a recessive gene?

Sure is hell ain't a dominant one.

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What happened after the robber amputated the athletes non-dominant hand?

He was left alone

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My girlfriend told me to behave more dominant...

So I marked my belongigs.
Now she's pissed.

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Two aliens are flying near Earth

The first one says, "The dominant life form here have developed satellite based nuclear weapons."
The second one says, "Are they an emerging intelligence?"
The first one says, "I don't think so, they have it aimed at themselves."

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What is Po's (Kung Fu Panda) dominant colour?

White because his father returned.

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My left hand is dominant.

Sometimes it spanks my right one.

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An American anthropology professor is lecturing on how to recognize the dominant features of a culture.

An American anthropology professor is lecturing on how to recognize the dominant features of a culture.

"It's quite simple," she says. "Just look for the things to which, or for which, people make great sacrifices. In medieval Italy, look at how much money the people gave to the Catholic Church in their devotion to Jesus and the Virgin Mary. In pre-Columbian Me


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Which is Bernie Sanders' dominant hand?

His left one

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A prostitute propositions a snowman, "I can be gentle or dominant. I can be anything you want me to be."

The snowman hands her $20 and says, "Be a snow blower."

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There's a gigantic spider in my room, thinking he's all dominant.

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Husband returns form an expedition

Husband returns form an expedition to the jungle of Rwanda. After a while his wife notices he is not what he used to be. He is more quiet and rather distant so she asks him what's wrong. Husband, now sobbing, says he has to tell her what happened in the jungle. One night his tent was spotted by a dominant silverback gorilla and the silverback ended up raping him. Wife tries to comfort him say


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Soldier had his dominant hand blown off

Guess you could say it was an explosive breakup

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Anastasia Steele and Christian Grey had kids together

But the children were clones of Mr. Grey because he had all the dominant genes.

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Music theory joke

So I was in my second year theory class and the teacher was working with students individually at the piano on compositions.
It started to get loud so the professor said, "Alright, unless you are telling jokes about secondary dominants, there shouldn't be any laughing."
I immediately raise my hand and after being called on I say; "So this hemiola, this secondary do


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What do you call the dominant male in a school of fish?

The *Alpha* Beta...

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So these two gay dudes are in the shower together......

and they're fucking and sucking each other like mad. Just going at it like little faggot jack rabbits. Suddenly the phone rings and the dominant queer stops mid pump and tells the submissive one, "you wait right here. I gotta grab that call. And you better not blow your wad till I get back. I want that baby gravy all over my face". A few minutes pass and the dominant queer jumps bac


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