Domesticated

Jokes

Mascots are just domesticated furries

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How do you catch a one-of-a-kind bunny?

Unique up on it.

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How do you catch a domesticated bunny?

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Tame way.

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Humans used to ride cows and bulls into battle before horses were domesticated

It wasn't very good, they were udderly defeated

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Jacket pockets are just domesticated gloves

But nowadays if you try to wear a natural glove you get kicked out of the pet store.

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A gang made up of domesticated wheat, barley and hops plants are reported to have been looting and rioting all over the country

Police say they are farmed and dangerous.

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Regarding rabbits

How do you catch a one-of-a-kind rabbit?

Unique up on it.

How do you catch domesticated rabbit?

The tame way.

How do you catch a pink rabbit?

Any way you want, as long as you don't chase it; it'll just keep going, and going, and going...

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Dogs are the the most racially tolerant of all domesticated animals...

They don't see color

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Help stop domestic violence...

Each year, 1 in 5 people are violently domesticated

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TIL a domesticated rodent won the Powerball lottery.

Experts are saying he had about a 1 in gerbillion chance of winning.

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How do you tell a domesticated cat from a wild one?

The domesticated doesnt have balls

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