Did you hear that Heavens web designer quit his job?
He felt it was wrong to tamper in God’s domain.
Girls are like Internet Domain names
the ones I like are already taken
A joke for people living in Italy, since redd.it's domain lives there too...
Q: What is the most despised animal in Italy?
A: The Panda. But they're very easy to catch, especially on the street.
What did the old man say when someone stole his website's domain name?
No one told me that we'd still be quoting Seinfeld 21 years later...
I'm glad to say that I haven't quoted it since the show ended...I am the master of my domain.
What's the most popular top-level domain in Mordor?
What's the most popular web domain in Mordor?
What is eminent domain?
When the government makes you an offer you can’t refuse
What is it called when a rapper takes your rap career for the public good?
When you have a math degree
But you realise your range of f is not a proper subset of the domain of g...
What do you name a feminist email domain?
I needed time to go by quicker...
So I bought domain names (I’ll prob never use) and left the auto renewal on.
...joke inspired by a charge on my cc this morning. Smh
The mathematician worked from home,
Because he only functioned in his domain.
America Offline To the tune of "American Pie"
[To the tune of "American Pie"]
A long, long, time ago
I can still remember when I dialed up their help desk lines.
And I knew if I had the chance
They could make my modem dance
with chats and GIFs and silly pick-up lines.
But Help Desk phone calls made me shiver
with every busy they'd delive
Go to JebBush.com
He lost his domain and Donald Trump bought it.
Girls are like internet domain names
All the good ones are taken, so all we are left with are the strange foreign ones that nobody wants.
Since we're at it: Dating in your 30s is like registering a domain name...
The good ones are all taken. But you can always get one from an exotic country...
Buzzfeed decides to switch domain...
lol you clicked
Top 5 Ways to Build Trust Once it is Broken
5. Do what you say
4. Honor your promises
3. Tell the truth
2. Speak from the heart
1. Remove from the domain and then add back into the domain after a reboot.
Your momma is so fat, her personal website has a .org domain
Inter-galactic Domain Name System
Q: What is my blog's domain name now?
Q: What will be my blog's domain name when I'll reincarnate a few centuries from now?
What did the x-axis say to the y-axis?
This is my domain
Why do Irish websites load slower than the others?
Because their domain name is .ie
Free domain name dot com , with free hosting contact firstname.lastname@example.org http:facejoke.commeme549
free domain name dot com , with free hosting contact email@example.com
I'd offer to help with your website...
...but it's not really my domain.
So, X-rated websites have been given the approval to have the XXX domain name?
Surely this is going to confuse the Americans when they are shopping for clothes online.
I tried to register slimshady.com, and it turns out the US government forcibly took it over.
They cited Eminem domain.