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If a digital document is a pdf file, whats a digital Epstein document?

A pedo file.

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I once spent 5 minutes trying to remove a photocopied image of a staple from a document.

Nothing worked until I xeroxed the staple remover.

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Whenever you insert an image into a Word document, your word count should increase by 1000 words

They say a picture is worth a thousand words

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Microsoft office just fixed tables so they don't mess your entire document up if you move it 1mm

jokes, it's still fucked

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An important document was named after a baker's dog, "Pido".

A mental asylum patient hung himself

On that same day, a hacker deleted the important document.

Pido file deleted.

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The EU just passed a new law and one member signed directly in the center of the document

No one expects the Spanish ink position.

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Why did the document go to prison?

Because he is a pdf file.

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My wife has allowed me to take a second wife...

...if I can get clearance document from Saudi Arabian consulate.

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Whats the worst document you can be?

A PDF file.

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Never try to help the CEO

Back in my youth I was working late in the office one night when I see the CEO over by the admin area looking confused. I walk over and I see that he is trying to get the shredding machine to accept a piece of paper he is holding. I say "here let me help" and show him how to turn the machine on and feed in the document.
"Great" he says as the machine takes the document


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I was revising an essay the other day...

when all of a sudden I deleted an entire sentence. I tried Ctrl+Z, document recovery, and everything, but eventually I gave it up as a lost clause.

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Boss: Why did you write up all instead of appal in this document?!?

Me: Appal? Oh jeez

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My grandpa asked me how to print a document on his new computer.

I said, Control, P.

He replied: "I haven't been able to do that for years!"

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Whats a pirates favorite legal document?

A seas and desist!

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Whats a random amp informal document ?

Nunes memorandum

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What do you call an arbitrary informal document that contains no specifics

[deleted]

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A cop nearly arrested me after I rested my eyes while reading an important legal document.

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Why did the Ethiopian cry when he opened up a read only document?

It wasn't editable.

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Why did the adobe acrobat document go to jail?

Because it was a pdf file.

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What is the one document that managed to stump the trump?

Obama's birth certificate.

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In politics, what is the one important document Americans have never seen?

[deleted]

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Why was the Adobe Acrobat document arrested?

It was a PDF file.

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What does the Mexican gang member say to the 15 page document?

Hey, *essay*!

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I received a document about the ROM in my computer science class

it was read only.

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Why did the adobe acrobat document go to jail? ...because it was a pdf file.

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I like it when I open a document and my monitor says WORD. And I'm like, YO.

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Why was the Adobe Acrobat document arrested?

It was a PDF file.

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At the office, my colleague had her computer on with an unsaved document.

I looked at her in the eyes and told her I'd tap that s with control.

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(real news) Chinese archaeologists have discovered the country's oldest mathematics document, written on bamboo more than 2,200 years ago!

Even more amazing - one of the answers is wrong.

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Untitled document

Newfoundland is like calling a place Untitled Document. I bet its the default name for discovered land and they just clicked OK. Now all other countries have to start out as Newfoundland 2

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