Docking

Jokes

I decided to hide my fortune beneath a stone docking platform next to a Scottish lake...

I'm keeping it under loch and quay.

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I think docking would make for a great spectator sport.

It’s really end to end.

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What's the 3 blind mices' favorite sex act?

Hickory Dickory Docking

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Why do they put protection buoys on boats during docking?

To protect it from pier pressure.

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Docking

It's a lot to wrap your head around.

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Docking

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Docking

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I really hate it when my gay friends joke about docking...

It really gets under my skin.

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Cooper's girlfriend walks in on him performing several different gay sex acts. "Cooper, what are you doing?!"

"Docking."

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