My friends were convinced that boats stay docked due to the anchors. I knew the real answer, but since I was alone, I decided not to argue.
It was the pier pressure.
A Pirate captain comes out as gay to his crew.
The next day he pulls everyone together for a meeting while they're docked at port, during the meeting he introduces a young man to the crew and says "Arr, this be me first mate."
A man trips over a boat paddle on the pier and breaks his arm. The paddle says to him...
"Don't worry, I'm a docked oar!"
We docked in the Philippines...
As we were all heading off the ship our coreman was handing out rubbers so we wouldnt catch the clap. One of my buddies when we got back on the ship said, " I got the clap!" I asked how that happened. He said, " I dont know i fucked her once, wanted to fuck her again so i took the condom off flipped it inside out and did it again."
I just got fired for putting my penis in the pickle slicer at the restaurant where I work
She only got docked a week's pay
What finally killed the pirate?
They were raided at the bay when docked at Sweden
Which ship has never docked in my port?