Did yall hear about the domestic disturbance at the seafood restaurant?

Apparently three fish got battered!

There's a new killer on the loose...

He sneaks into your house at night, without making a sound, kills you in your sleep, buries you under the floor and neatly levels it so there's no sign of a disturbance. They call him...

Assassin Screed.

Reverse your 3 best wishes.

First of all I will left USA presidency. Secondly I will evaluate dishonest people and third I will make the world disturbance. 🤗

What do you say to an officer responding to a domestic disturbance call?

"There's no way I hit her, sir! She isn't black and blue! She's white and gold!"

Could you ever imagine if Facebook went offline?

It would be as if there was a great disturbance on the 'Net, like millions of voices cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced...