Distribute

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I recently started working for a charity that convinces local supermarkets to give us their expiring baked goods to donate to refugees and the local homeless. We're working in conjunction with local churches to help distribute donations. All of us are there voluntarily, after all..

It's a naan-prophet organization.

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Santa Claus and Karl Marx are pretty similar when you think about it.

They both have long beards, re distribute items for free, and we all stop believing in them at a certain age.

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Santa Claus and Karl Marx are pretty similar when you think about it.

They both have long beards, re distribute items for free, and we all stop believing in them at a certain age.

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How do you evenly distribute a turd?

By using a load balancer

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I just want to thank that guy who taught me another word for "distribute"...

It means allot.

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Why does the donkey have such long ears?

When God created all the species he gave all consciousness and intelligence to mankind so he could distribute it amongst the animals. Mankind, however, kept it for himself. So good made mankind miserable as punishment.
When God created the donkey he gave all the dick to it so it would distribute it amongst the animals. The donkey, however, kept it for himself. God, furious about this, grabb


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What happens to your virginity when you lose it? (x-post from shittyaskscience)

*cue drum roll*

It gets sent directly to Blizzard to distribute liberally to its subscribers!

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