Disrespectful

Jokes

My last girlfriend was always disrespectful towards Native Americans until I finally told her I was Sioux.

Now the ex is silent.

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A salesman was fired because he was disrespectful to the customers.

Two months later, his former manager saw him wearing a police uniform.

"You're a policeman now, eh?" said the manager.

"Yes, this is the perfect job for me since every customer is always wrong!"

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Remember when akon was looking for words to describe this girl without being disrespectful?

And the decided to settle on sexy bitch.

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People are so disrespectful these days, I was at the church when a woman lit up a cigarette right in front of me

I got so shocked I almost dropped my beer

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People are so disrespectful these days

I was at the church when a woman lit a cigarette right in front of me.



I got so shocked I almost dropped my beer.

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Male virgin jokes have gotten tiring, repetitive, and frankly disrespectful.

just have sex already so we can stop making them

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Ubisoft giving out copies of Unity for free is so disrespectful

First theirs a cathedral burning everyone needs to worry about now Ubisoft is sending dumpster fires to everyone

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A joke told by Ronald Reagan

Fidel Castro had just started one of his long, boring speeches when an older man in the crowd was heard saying, "Peanuts. Popcorn. Cracker Jack."

Castro didn't break his stride but a few minutes later, a second voice was heard but with the same message, "Peanuts. Popcorn. Cracker Jack."

This time the Bearded One seemed momentarily perturbed, proba


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What type of motorcycles sell the best in Israel?

"Yamaka" R1

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(This joke is not meant to be disrespectful to Jewish people whatsoever. It is a joke; please treat it as such.)

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Church

I was in church the other day, while suddenly, the woman next to me starts smoking.

Surprised by how disrespectful she is, I tell her to put out her cigarette, because after all, we're in church.

Next thing I know, she's yelling at me and she slaps my beer right out of my hand.

Who does that???


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My asian neighbour asked if he could walk the dog

They didn’t come back for a while, I was worried about my dog so I went to his house, dog was on the wok.

Edit: I am not racist nor trying to be disrespectful, just liked the play on words wok and walk :)

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How many parents does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just yell at the bulb for being disrespectful.

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Kermit is so disrespectful

He didn’t even say a thing at Jim Henson’s funeral

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Kindness of a disrespectful pig

The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman and was somewhat upset

"you are a disrespectful pig!" she cried.

How dare you do this to me -a faithful wife, mother of your children!

I am leaving you.

I want a divorce straight away!"

And the husband repli


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Why do people not like playing with disrespectful midget in a limbo contest?

Because they set the bar too low.

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Cris Cyborg erupts after 'disrespectful' Joe Rogan jokes she has a penis

After Rogan and Hinchcliffe suggested she had a penis.

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My 9 year old came home from school with a note.

The note said that he was disrespectful to the principal.

Me: Why were you disrespectful to the principal?
Son: We had a difference in opinion.
Me: And what might that be?
Son: I called her by her name. Everybody does behind her back anyway. I was just more direct.
Me: Well, you shouldn't since she's a lot older than you. Anyway, it could


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Disrespectful parrot.

A little girl is playing around her sleeping dad, when she notices that her dad is naked from the waist down under the blanket. Curious, she wakes up her dad and point to his junk and asks him what is it? Her dad embarrassed tries to explain keeping her innocence,
"sweetheart, this is a parrot, the one's in the bottom are its eggs and the foliage surrounding it is its nest".


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My girlfriend thanked me for telling her a joke as she hadn't laughed since her mother died

I think it was pretty disrespectful that she'd laughed when her mother died.

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Why do you never see cops in a Synagogue?

Because it's disrespectful to bring pork into a Jewish building.

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You Are A Disrespectful Pig!

The Wife Came Home Early From Work And Found Her Husband In Bedroom Doing Love To A Very Attractive Young Woman.

She Cried: “You Are A Disrespectful Pig! How Dare You Do This To Me — A Faithful Wife, The Mother Of Your Children! I’m Leaving You. I Want A Divorce Right Away!”

Husband Replied: “Hang On Just A Minute Love So At Least I Can Tell


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