Displeased

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My son told me he wanted to be an oyster shucker when he grew up.

I was displeased with his shellfish ambition.

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God gave the woman...

God gave the woman beautiful eyebrows

She didn't like this, so she removed them and drew her own

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God gave the woman pretty nails
She disliked this, so she cut them and put artificial ones


God gave the woman a pretty face


God gave the women an elegant figure

She was not happ


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A displeased customer walks in to a store.

A displeased customer walks in to a store.

"I'd like to return a broken boomerang which you have sold to me."

"Of course, no problem, we'll swap it for a new one. But, where is it?"

"Good question!"

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A man goes to see his doctor

A man goes to see his doctor. He says: 'Doctor, my voice is so high, I don't feel manly. Can you help me?'

The doctor answers: 'It's because you have such a large penis. The weight of your penis pulls on your lungs and makes your voice high-pitched. You can opt for surgery to make your penis smaller, and it will lower your voice.'

The man agr


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A man went to a costume party

wearing nothing but a pair of jeans. The host, very displeased, came over to him complaining that he wasn't dressed up in costume. The man smiled and said "no worries mate, I'm a premature ejaculation."
"I just came in my pants."

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A man is displeased with the soup he has ordered in a restaurant.

So he calls for the waiter, and says to the waiter," Waiter, could you please come over and taste my soup?"

To which the waiter replies,"Why, sir? Is it too sour? I could add some sugar to it if you want."

"Just come and taste it."

"Why? Has it turned cold? I could get it heated for you."

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