Displace

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What was the underlying motivation which inspired the chicken to gather the courage required to displace itself to the other side of the transportation pathway?

Go fuck yourself.

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Did you know that tornadoes can displace shellfish?

Apparently the locals in danger areas are able to identify oncoming bad weather due to the shellfish preceding it.

They call it the clam before the storm.

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