Dismissal

Jokes

I've just been sacked from my job for not spinning the waltzers fast enough

I'll be taking them to court for funfair dismissal

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My mate got sacked off working the dodgems.

He’s suing them for funfair dismissal.

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Waiting at the student drop off for school dismissal and the teacher asked who my child was.

Time to switch schools.

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Dismissal joke!

Me: I can't work for that firm again after what this man just told me. Wow! I'm in disbelief.

Friend: Damn, what did he say fam?

Me: "You're fired."

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I got fired from Starbucks for not changing the coffee filters.

It was grounds for dismissal.

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I was recently fired from my job operating rides at the carnival

My lawyer has advised suing for funfair dismissal

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I got fired from Starbucks for not changing the coffee filters.

It was grounds for dismissal.

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What scares a caterpillar?

A dog-erpillar! (From a 3rd grader at dismissal yesterday!)

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I got sacked from the dodgems.

I'm going to take them to court and win the case based on funfair dismissal.

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My boss was going to fire me over breakfast this morning but the coffee shop was closed.

There were no grounds for dismissal.

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A carnival worker plans to sue after recently being fired.

His lawyers say it is a clear case of funfair dismissal.

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6 staff have been sacked by Alton towers

Six staff have been sacked by Alton towers. The unions are looking into it as they suspect it's funfair dismissal.

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Lost My Job

I've been sacked from my job as a roller coaster ride operator.

I'm suing them for funfair dismissal.

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A teacher was fired for not letting kids out at the end of the day unless they gave her fresh coffee.

It was grounds for dismissal.

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