Discipline

Jokes

I did't start this Dojo to teach kids discipline.

I started this Dojo so people would pay me to fight their children.

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Through a lot of pain and discipline I managed to lose 6 kilograms.

Still miss my left arm though.

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I stopped a woman from getting raped today.

Self-discipline is no easy task.

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How do you discipline your pet rock?

You hit rock bottom

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A former Sergeant in the Marine Corps took a new job as a high school teacher.

Just before the school year started, he injured his
back.
He was required to wear a plaster cast around the upper
part of his body. Fortunately, the cast fit under his shirt and
wasn't noticeable.
On the first day of class, he found himself assigned to
the toughest students in the school. The smart punks, having
already heard the new teacher wa


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So my mate and I had a dissing match..

We dissed ourselves right up and down then it got into our line of discipline, my mate calls me a cunt because I'm studying "Acuntancy".

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Discipline is about having the strength to do something that you do not want to do. To keep at a task for long periods of time even when its unpleasant. Even when it hurts. I am one of the most disciplined people I know.

For example, I don't want to get fat.

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A German Shepard, a Doberman, and a cat go to Heaven

God asks them what they value most. The German Shepard says loyalty, discipline, and his master. God tells the dog to sit at his right hand. The Doberman says caring, and the love of his family. God tells him to sit on his left. The cat says “ Your in my chair.” To that, God stands up and leaves.


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Which vegetable has the highest discipline

queuecumber

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How Do You Discipline A Ghost?

Corporeal punishment

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How do you discipline your rock?

You hit rock bottom

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How do you discipline your pet rock?

You hit rock bottom

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How do you discipline a rock?

You hit rock bottom

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Courage, Discipline, Faith. We are the total package.

Join the United States Postal Service.

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A Russian general returns from an inspection trip.

Immediately, he requests an experienced typist:

"Vera Ivanovna, I need to issue an order concerning the state of military discipline. Are you ready? Very well, let's begin."

He paces the office and dictates:

"YOU GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKERS!"

Typist: "Comrades officers,"

"EVERYTHING WENT TO SHIT!&quo


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Geneagology

A discipline for people who don't take their history for granite

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Confusion reigns at the Olympics

A young journalist walked up to a track and field athlete who was warming up for his event to get an interview.

Not entirely sure of the athlete's discipline he asks, "Are you a polevaulter?"

The athlete replied, "Nein, I'm German, but how did you know my name is Walter?"


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How do you discipline a pet rock?

You hit rock bottom.

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Self-discipline is drinking 10 shots of tequila

and heading back to the right home.

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It is so hard to discipline a dick for being bad

Because it likes being beat

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If you fully dedicate yourself to the discipline of procrastination . . .

You should never face any problems.

If you do encounter problems, you are doing it wrong.

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Which academic discipline is the most racist?

Philosophy.

Philosophers claim there are no paradoxes, thus they are all inherently Zenophobic.

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A Former Sergeant In The Marine Corps Took A New Job As A High School Teacher

A former Sergeant in the Marine Corps took a new job as a high school teacher.

Just before the school year started, he injured his back.

He was required to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body. Fortunately, the cast fit under his shirt and wasn't noticeable.

On the first day of class, he found himself assigned to the toughest students in


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Long ago, my mentor told me to look into self improvement. He used to mumble a bit, though.

Now I don't have the discipline to actually build one, but I know everything about constructing shelves.

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How to discipline your rock

*you hit rock bottom*

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How do you discipline a rock?

you hit rock bottom

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How do you discipline a pet rock?

You hit rock bottom

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Have you ever noticed the lack of trigger discipline cops have in movies?

It's so realistic.

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Whats the most important aspect of gun safety to practice around a feminist?

Trigger discipline

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When it comes to discipline, I think I lack concentration

camp.

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Back before "don't ask don't tell" ...

... this gruff old drill-sergeant was having the new recruits count off by fours.

So everything is OK until the fourth round, when the guy who says "one" says it in a very high, girlish voice.

So the drill-sergeant says - "OK - we're gonna try that again, and this time NO jokes."

So they do it again, and sure enough, the thirteenth g


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There's one in every class...

Little Johnny was one of *those* kids, and every teacher in the school knew it. So when Mrs. Leslie walked in to the first day of class and saw Johnny, she knew she was in for a rough school year.

She decided to start off the first day's lesson with an Alphabet game that the kids always love. "OK, Kids, here's what we're going to do. I'll read off each letter


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Three engineers are at dinner...

An electrical, mechanical, and civil engineer are at dinner and begin to debate which discipline would be most capable of designing the human body. The electrical engineer immediately pipes up and to state why his discipline is well suited for the job. Seeing as the neurological system behaves similar to electric circuitry, it's quite obvious that the EE's were most apt.
The mecha


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A blind man is waiting to cross a busy street......

when suddenly his guide dog dashes into traffic, dragging the blind man with him. Brakes squeal, horns honk, drivers yell and cars get rear-ended, but man and dog make it to the other side without a scratch. A crowd starts to gather around the man and dog, curious to see how the man will discipline his dog. Taking a deep, shaky breath, the man reaches into his pocket, takes out a dog biscuit, and


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Discipline is important

A wife calls her husband into their son's room. She says, "Look what I found under Johnny's bed!" as she points to a suitcase filled with whips, paddles, canes, and cat–o'–nine–tails of every size, color, and material. "What are we going to do with him?" she asks. The father looks at the suitcase, looks at his son, and looks at his wife. He s


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Two men discussing discipline.

Two men were discussing ways they discipline their children. The first father says "Whenever my boy acts up, I give him two smacks with the paddle. "Is that it"?, the second guy answers,"I just give them a good ol' whipping". "That's insane, says the first guy,"You're lucky I'm not gonna report you to the authorities". After the first guy


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