Discharge

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Why was the veteran battery sad?

He was let go due to a dishonorable discharge

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Why is been in the military like a blowjob?

The closer you get to discharge the better you feel!

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What do you call it when you have sex with someone in order to end their dry spell?

An honorable discharge

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Did you hear about that soldier with an STD?

He had a dishonourable discharge

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What do they call premature ejaculation in the military?

A dishonorable discharge.

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I had a negligent discharge once,

Now I have kids

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Why are transgenders so triggered about being unable to get into the military?

Doesn't the military discharge the mentally ill?

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Why is being in the military like a blow-job?

The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.

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I was kicked out of the Army for prematurely ejaculating with a Senior Officer

Dishonorable discharge

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In Germany, A general noticed one of his soldiers behaving oddly. The soldier would pick up any piece of paper he found, frown and say, "That's not it" and put it down again.

This went on for some time, until the general arranged to have the soldier psychologically tested. The psychologist concluded that the soldier was deranged, and wrote out his discharge from the army.

The soldier picked it up, smiled and said, "That's it."

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Why is being in the military like a blow job??

The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.

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After naming my penis Pickle Rick, I have officially named my latest semen discharge as well.

Its called a Community

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What do you get when you have sex with a dirty sailor?

Dishonorable discharge

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What's the difference between the army and a vagina?

Army discharge is a good thing.

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Why is being in the military like a blow-job ?

Q : Why is being in the military like a blow-job ?

A : The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel

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My dad was in the military

My dad was in the military. He got in a car accident and had a “honorable discharge”. He moved to Minnesota and met my mom. Eventually they got married and had me.

TL;DR: I’m because of an accident

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Why is being in the military like a blow-job?

The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.

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How does a highly decorated sniper retire his old trusty sniper rifle?

With an honorable discharge.

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What do you call it when a military man ejaculates prematurely?

A dishonorable discharge

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What happened to the Naval officer who tried to buy used tampons from his female subordinates?

He was given a bloody discharge.

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Did you hear about the samurai who was kicked out of the army for ejaculating shamefully?

It was a dishonorable discharge...

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My first time was like being struck by lightning

It was a quick and painful discharge

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My first time was like being stuck by lightning

It was a quick and painful discharge

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The local magistrate just got arrested for soliciting the services of a prostitute.

He got off with an honourable discharge.

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Why is being in the military like a blow-job?

The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.

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Im going to invent a super laxative for the military.

I think I’ll call it Dishonorable Discharge.

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How did Thor find out he had an STI?

Electric discharge.

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I saw a patient with an STD.

I gave him an antibiotic on discharge.

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What do you call when a soldier cums for his country?

An honorable discharge.

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It wasn't a big deal when the solider got an STI

It was an honorable discharge.

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A general noticed one of his soldiers behaving oddly.

A general noticed one of his soldiers behaving oddly. The soldier would pick up any piece of paper he found, frown and say: "That's not it" and put it down again. This went on for some time, until the general arranged to have the soldier psychologically tested. The psychologist concluded that the soldier was deranged, and wrote out his discharge from the army.

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A woman who sits on a judges lap gets. . .

An honourable discharge.

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A heroin addict wakes up with discharge in his eyes.

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I dumped my gf as she had OCD

Odorous Cunt Discharge

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A nurse goes to sign a discharge form and pulls a rectal thermometer out of her pocket.

'Oh great, some arsehole's got my pen.'

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Confucius says: Woman who sleeps with judge.....

receives honorable discharge

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A woman who sits on a judges lap...

Get's an honorable discharge.

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I was kicked out of the military because I got gonorrhea

It was a dishonorable discharge

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I was kicked out of the army because I got gonorrhea

It was a dishonorable discharge

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Why did the drill sergeant get a dishonorable discharge?

He couldn't keep his hands off his privates

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What does a gas discharge lamp?

Fart fart fart XD

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What begins with a bodily discharge and ends with a child carer?

Poonani

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"That's not it"

A general noticed one of his soldiers behaving oddly. The soldier would pick up any piece of paper he found, frown and say, "That's not it " and put it down again.


This went on for some time, until the general arranged to have the soldier psychologically tested. The psychologist concluded that the soldier was deranged, and wrote out his discharge from the army.


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What happened to the man who left the army because penis problems

Honorable discharge

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What does a lady who has sex with a veteran solely due to his military status?

An honorable discharge

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Double standards

I hate double standards!!!
Some girl gets a vibrator and it's seen as a bit of naughty fun, but when I ordered my 240Volt FuckMaster Pro5000 blowup latex doll with 6 speed revolving pussy, elasticated anus with imitation shit dribble and breast nipple discharge, non-drip semen collection tray, together with optional built in realistic rape scream sound system, I'm apparently a weir


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That's Not It

A general noticed one of his soldiers behaving oddly. The soldier would pick up any piece of paper he found, frown and say, "That's not it" and put it down again.

This went on for some time, until the general arranged to have the soldier psychologically tested. The psychologist concluded that the soldier was deranged, and wrote out his discharge from the army.
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Dishonorable Discharge

A Marine gets into his dress uniform and goes to a brothel. The madam says to him "Hello there soldier, show me what you got".
The marine proceeds to drop his pants and says "watch this... TEN HUT!" and his unit becomes fully erect. He then says "at ease" and it drops. The madam is quite impressed and takes him into the parlor saying "You have got to s


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I got kicked out of the army yesterday. They called it a dishonorable discharge....

....i call it jizzing over the generals face whilst he was asleep.

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Why is being in the military like having sex?

The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.

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