Diplomatic

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Why dont ambassadors get sick?

Diplomatic immunity

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A pornstar became the president of France and started pleasing herself in a senate hearing. She came all over the floor yet none of the cops did anything. Why?

Because she had Diplomatic Cummunity

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Donald Trump figured out how to get Mexico to pay for the border wall.

He promised monthly diplomatic visits to Mexico by motorcade.

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Armenia sent a secret message over diplomatic cables to Syria:

"If we attacked Turkey from the rear... ...do you think Greece would help?"

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If all diplomatic issues could be solved with a board game like monopoly, we wouldn't see the current levels violence in the world.

No, they'd be *way* higher.

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Donald Trump figured out how to get Mexico to pay for the wall.

He promised monthly diplomatic visits for the rest of his term.

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Link is attempting to reach a diplomatic solution with Ganondorf and it isn't going very well

I think he needs to Triforce.

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You know you're diplomatic when...

you can tell someone to go to hell in a way that makes them look forward to the trip.

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How come ambassadors never get sick?

They have diplomatic immunity.

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