Why dont ambassadors get sick?
A pornstar became the president of France and started pleasing herself in a senate hearing. She came all over the floor yet none of the cops did anything. Why?
Because she had Diplomatic Cummunity
Donald Trump figured out how to get Mexico to pay for the border wall.
He promised monthly diplomatic visits to Mexico by motorcade.
Armenia sent a secret message over diplomatic cables to Syria:
"If we attacked Turkey from the rear... ...do you think Greece would help?"
If all diplomatic issues could be solved with a board game like monopoly, we wouldn't see the current levels violence in the world.
No, they'd be *way* higher.
Donald Trump figured out how to get Mexico to pay for the wall.
He promised monthly diplomatic visits for the rest of his term.
Link is attempting to reach a diplomatic solution with Ganondorf and it isn't going very well
I think he needs to Triforce.
You know you're diplomatic when...
you can tell someone to go to hell in a way that makes them look forward to the trip.
How come ambassadors never get sick?
They have diplomatic immunity.