Blame ATARI

That's the fucking joke. That's it. That's all, because I'm greedy and/or a dimwit.

How many lightbulbs does it take to change a Republican?

None. You can never shine enough light on anything for a dimwit.

Father: "Son, you were adopted."

Son: " I KNEW IT! I want to meet my biological parents now."

Father: "We are your biological parents you dimwit. Now pack your bags, your new ones will pick you up in 20 minutes."

An old farmer has a dimwit son and a smart son...

He has to figure out which one will take over the family farm. He summons the boys and sits them down around the dinner table.

He says, "Boys, I don't have much longer left and I need to decide which of you will get the farm when I pass. In order to make this decision, I will give each of you a high quality duck. Whoever gets the most for their duck will inherit our farm.&qu

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