Dilation

Jokes

Your mama is so fat...

If you and I stood ten feet from her and you walked to her then walked back to me I would have aged 20 years due to gravitational time dilation.

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"I guarantee I can teach you time dilation in five minutes."

"Tell that to Albert Einstein."

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What's Matthew Mcconaghuey's favorite thing about time dilation?

Everyone else keeps getting older, he stays the same age.

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