Dike

Jokes

What do you call a lesbian Eskimo?

A klon-dike

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How do you stop a dutch lesbian porn star from squirting?

You stick your finger in the dike

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TIL that Nike came out with a brand of shoes called Dike that were made specifically for lesbians.

They didn't catch on because the tongues were too short.

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JP A dam, a dike, and a levee walk into a bar ........

Joke prompt - can you finish this joke? I'm having dinner with some water engineers and want to appear hep to their jive. This happens to be quite on topic for our current project.

If this is not the place for a joke prompt, please point me somewhere else!

Signed,
Not that clever.

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First joke posted. What do you guys think

So a blonde girl changed her hair color to brunette and a little while later then became a dike. When asked why she became a dike she said the world has become a much harder place.

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A blind man walks into a bar...

...and after managing to find himself an empty seat at the bar he orders a pint.

Bartender fills the pint and as it is being placed in front of the blind man says, "hey Bartender, wanna hear a dumb blonde girl joke?"

Bar goes silent.

"Hey man," the Bartender says, "you're blind so there is a few things you should know before you


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