Diffuse

Jokes

How do Sri Lankan police officers diffuse a bomb?

The ignite di fuse

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A bomb instructor was having an argument with his wife

Luckily his friend was there to diffuse the situation

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Tickle your ass with a feather?

Two guys are sitting across from each other in a bar. A beautiful woman walks in, and the first man says something to her. The woman looks shocked and calls him a pig. The man repeats himself and and the woman apologizes for getting so angry, and buys him a drink for her outburst. The second man, curious as to what they spoke about that made the woman change her opinion so fast, asks the first wha


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What's the difference between shaving a red head's pubes and diffusing a bomb?

When you diffuse a bomb, you only have to cut one red wire.

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Four Original MathScience Jokes

1. Yo momma's so mean her Z-score is zero!

2. What do you do with a high concentration bomb?
You diffuse it.

3. Why was X mad at the IRS?
He couldn't list Y as his dependent

4. Why did the students do well on the hard calc test?
Because the grade was on a curve

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