Difficult

Jokes

Why did it take so long for Labour to expel Alistair Campbell

It's really difficult to draw a pentagram around a moving target.

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What's the difficult part about having a dingo for a pet?

It takes 10 months to give it a good meal

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Password

I was in a couple’s home trying to fix their Internet connection. 
The husband called out to his wife 
in the other room for the system password. “Start with a capital S, then 123,” she shouted back.
We tried S123 several times, but 
it didn’t work. So we called his wife in. As she input the password, she muttered, “I really don’t know what’s s


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What's the most difficult thing about roller-blading?

Telling your parents that you are a faggot!

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How can I crack a difficult password?

You tell me the password

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Cracking difficult password

How can I crack a difficult password.
You tell me the password.

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One day, Einstein has to speak at an important science conference

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One day, Einstein has to speak at an important science conference.

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Tinder is more difficult for women than men...

women have to look at the pics, read the bio... men just have to right swipe...

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Santa wants to learn the subject Logic

he goes to his friend Banta, and says, this 'Logic' is really difficult for me to understand. Could you please help teach it to me.

Banta: well its really simple. let me give you an example. Do you have an aquarium in your house?

Santa: Yes

Banta: logically there must be fishes in it.

S: Yes

B: I believe someone has to take


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My friend went on a vacation to Finland over the summer but he found communicating with the locals to be difficult

He had trouble finnishing his sentences

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I've been clean for 30 days.

Having depression makes it difficult to take of myself, but I've managed to shower and brush my teeth for 30 days in a row. Thankfully I have all this heroin to get me through it.

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It's not difficult to be a taxi driver if you're dyslexic.

It's easy as CAB

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My friend works at a joint dry cleanersabortion clinic

He has the most difficult job there,

and that is to distinguish the clothing hangers from one another

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The twin twist

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I was thinking of running a marathon

But I think it might be too difficult getting all the roads closed and providing enough water for everyone.

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At first it was difficult to remember how to throw a boomerang.

Then it started to come back to me.

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OC One day, Einstein has to speak at an important science conference.

On the way there, he tells his driver that looks a bit like him:

"I'm sick of all these conferences. I always say the same things over and over!"

The driver agrees: "You're right. As your driver, I attended all of them, and even though I don't know anything about science, I could give the conference in your place."

"Tha


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When life gives you lemons

Freeze them and throw them as hard as you can at the people making your life difficult

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On my first day of University, I was surprised when I opened the door to my first class...

I was expecting the entrance exam to be a little more difficult than that!

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What is the most difficult part about being a farmer?

Waiting for the date tree to grow.

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My girlfriend died and I had to break the news to everyone.

The most difficult person to tell was my former best friend, because every time I mention his mother he tries to choke me.

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One day, Einstein has to speak at an important science conference.

On the way there, he tells his driver that looks a bit like him:
 

"I'm sick of all these conferences. I always say the same things over and over!"


The driver agrees: "You're right. As your driver, I attended all of them, and even though I don't know anything about science, I could give the conference in your place."


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Arranging a funeral for my boss is turning out to be more difficult than I thought.

He keeps asking what we are doing.

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They say pimpin aint easy

But what they won’t tell you is it’s much much more difficult being a prostitute.

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My GPS is difficult to use whenever I try to look up specific coordinates.

It has a bad latitude.

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A Bar Opened Opposite a Church.....

The Church Prayed Daily against the bar business.

Days later the bar was struck by lightning & caught fire which destroyed it.

Bar Owner Sued the Church Authorities for the cause of its destruction, as it was an action because of their Prayer.

The Church Denied all Responsibility!!!

So, the judge commented,

"It's Di


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First impressions are difficult

Different people are good at different types of first impressions. For instance, I’m really good at job interviews. I can get called into an interview and no matter what, I’ve got the job, %100 of the time.

But when it comes to first date,
I just can’t seem to nail ‘em

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Not a joke, but need an explanation

According to recent scientific studies it's possible that all marine life will be extinct by the year 2050.

Which is going to make it really difficult to comfort someone who is going through a relationship break-up.

Could someone explain this?

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Apparently doing your homework while watching stand-up comedy is quite difficult

You'd have to read in between the lines

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It seems like Grape Nuts cereal should cost a lot more than it does.

Do you realize how difficult it is to castrate a grape?

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I had to traverse some recreational grassland and my friend asked if it was difficult.

I said it was a walk in the park.

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Why is it so difficult to get red meat on the ISS?

It's a high steaks mission.

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What's it like to be an aspiring writer?

It's difficult to put into words.

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It's difficult to tell people what my wife does for a living...

She sells seashells by the seashore.

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A man got caught up in a difficult lawsuit...

After 3 months, the only way he could describe it to people was “To be continued...”

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Why is it so difficult to listen to other's opinions?

Its because they are WRONG!

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- Sorry madam, your son has Lcksntrenskzs disease. It is a very difficult one.

- Why doctor?
- Because it has so many consonants.

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According to recent scientific studies it's possible that all marine life will be extinct by the year 2050.


Which is going to make it really difficult to comfort someone who is going through a relationship break-up.

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How difficult is it to identify a blind man at a nude beach?

It's not that hard.

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I was chopping a tree for firewood

As I chopped the tree I asked it some difficult questions but it never answered.

It was stumped.

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One day, Einstein has to speak at an important science conference.

On the way there, he tells his driver that looks a bit like him:


"I'm sick of all these conferences. I always say the same things over and over!"

The driver agrees: "You're right. As your driver, I attended all of them, and even though I don't know anything about science, I could give the conference in your place."


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Redditors who were children of anti-vaxxers, how difficult was it growing up?

My bad, that's probably my dumbest ask-reddit question yet.

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When youre telling a joke to identical twins, make sure you tell them the whole joke.

Because it’s really difficult to tell them a part.

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I love the smell of moth balls.

But it's so difficult to hold their little legs apart.

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When you are dead you dont know you are dead. It is only difficult for the others.

It is the same when you are stupid.

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Why did Jeff Bezos cross the road?

because it would be difficult to swim acoss the amazon

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One day, Einstein has to speak at an important science conference.

On the way there, he tells his driver that looks a bit like him:

"I'm sick of all these conferences. I always say the same things over and over!"

The driver agrees: "You're right. As your driver, I attended all of them, and even though I don't know anything about science, I could give the conference in your place."

"Tha


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They say making hay is difficult...

I don't know, it seems rather cut and dried...

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Being a porn actor is a difficult job.

You have to come everyday.

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