# Diameter

# Jokes

**What does a pumpkin's circumference and it diameter have in common?**

Pumpkin pie.

**Did you know?**

Did you know?

Using laser beam machining, we can drill holes of diameter 0.005mm

Finally we know how to make a hole for size of your penis.

**What is the circumference of a circle with a diameter if eight?**

Octo-π

**What is Pewdie's CIRCUMFERENCE divided by Pewdie's DIAMETER?**

PEWDIE-PIE

**What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant ?**

A dead rabbit with a 50cm diameter asshole.

**How do you find Pumpkin pi?**

By dividing its circumference by its diameter!

**What do you get a when you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?**

Pumpkin Pi

**Why do we learn the diameter and area?**

>!for buying windows after sucide. !<

**What do you get when you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?**

Pumpkin pi

**How do you make Pumpkin Pie?**

Take the circumference of the pumpkin and divide it by the diameter of the pumpkin

**What's the difference between a radius and a diameter?**

A radius.

**African elephant hunting safari**

A man who was half way through his African hunting safari, rushed to hospital in agony

"Doctor, doctor, I just got fucked by an elephant!" The doctor, ordered the man to pull his pants down and bend over so that he may have a look.

"Hmm" the doctor thinking aloud in disbelief

"Are you sure? You must be mistaken" the doctor continued..

"

**My friend broke his radius.**

I am twice as jinxed, I broke my diameter.

**What's the difference between a diameter and a radius?**

A radius

**What's the difference between a diameter and a radius?**

A radius

**What's the difference between a diameter and a radius?**

A radius.

(Saw this on r/antijokes by u/roo1111)

**What's the difference between a diameter and radius?**

A radius.

**What do you get when you take a bovine and divide its circumference by its diameter?**

A cow pi.

**What is the difference between a diameter and a radius?**

A radius

**What do you get when you cross a poodle with an elephant?**

A dead poodle with an asshole of diameter 40cm.

**What do you get when you divide the diameter of a jack-o-lantern by it's circumference?**

Pumpkin Pi. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

**What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?**

Pumpkin Pi

**Radar Gun**

During an uneventful evening a cop at a speed trap has pulled over a speeding car.

*Cop*: "Sir do you know why I pulled you over?"

*Man*: "I'm afraid I was speeding officer. But you see, I'm a plastic surgeon at a private clinic and I was rushing to a client."

*Cop*: "What kind of a procedure are you doing?"

*Surgeon*: &q

**What do you get when you divide the circumference of a Jack o' Lantern by its diameter?**

Pumpkin Pi

**Chuck Norris can tie his belt so tight,**

that the ratio of the circumference to the diameter is less than Pi.

**What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?**

Pumpkin Pi

**You would think that with the sun being 109 times the diameter of Earth...**

...that it would be hard to lose it at night right? So I sat outside for the whole night, and then it dawned on me.

**Did you guys know that my son is a really big star?**

Yup, he's 1.989 x 10^30 kilos and has a diameter of 1.4 million kilometers.

**Do you know what is 4 inches in length, 2 inches in diameter, and drives women fucking crazy?**

An empty toilet paper roll.

**What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?**

PUMPKIN PI

**What's the difference between 2 cms and 4 inches?**

The diameter of your anus after you return from prison

**What is half the diameter of a radish?**

...the radiush.

**What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?**

Pumpkin Pi

**What do you get when you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by it's diameter?**

Pumpkin Pi.

**Divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter, and what do you get?**

Pumpkin pi.

**So a circumference walks into a restaurant...**

...sits down and orders a bowl of diameter ice cream. The waiter asks, "You want pie with that?"

**What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?**

pumpkin pi

**What do you get when you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?**

Pumpkin Pi

**Maths jokes**

What do you call the sum of the circumferences of eight circles with a diameter of 1?

Octopi.

**What's the ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter?**

Eskimo pi.