Diameter

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What does a pumpkin's circumference and it diameter have in common?

Pumpkin pie.

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Did you know?

Did you know?
Using laser beam machining, we can drill holes of diameter 0.005mm

Finally we know how to make a hole for size of your penis.

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What is the circumference of a circle with a diameter if eight?

Octo-π

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What is Pewdie's CIRCUMFERENCE divided by Pewdie's DIAMETER?

PEWDIE-PIE

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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant ?

A dead rabbit with a 50cm diameter asshole.

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How do you find Pumpkin pi?

By dividing its circumference by its diameter!

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What do you get a when you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?

Pumpkin Pi

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Why do we learn the diameter and area?

>!for buying windows after sucide. !<

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What do you get when you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?

Pumpkin pi

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How do you make Pumpkin Pie?

Take the circumference of the pumpkin and divide it by the diameter of the pumpkin

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What's the difference between a radius and a diameter?

A radius.

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African elephant hunting safari

A man who was half way through his African hunting safari, rushed to hospital in agony
"Doctor, doctor, I just got fucked by an elephant!" The doctor, ordered the man to pull his pants down and bend over so that he may have a look.
"Hmm" the doctor thinking aloud in disbelief
"Are you sure? You must be mistaken" the doctor continued..
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My friend broke his radius.

I am twice as jinxed, I broke my diameter.

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What's the difference between a diameter and a radius?

A radius

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What's the difference between a diameter and a radius?

A radius

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What's the difference between a diameter and a radius?

A radius.

(Saw this on r/antijokes by u/roo1111)

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What's the difference between a diameter and radius?

A radius.

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What do you get when you take a bovine and divide its circumference by its diameter?

A cow pi.

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What is the difference between a diameter and a radius?

A radius

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What do you get when you cross a poodle with an elephant?







A dead poodle with an asshole of diameter 40cm.

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What do you get when you divide the diameter of a jack-o-lantern by it's circumference?

Pumpkin Pi. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?

Pumpkin Pi

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Radar Gun

During an uneventful evening a cop at a speed trap has pulled over a speeding car.

*Cop*: "Sir do you know why I pulled you over?"
*Man*: "I'm afraid I was speeding officer. But you see, I'm a plastic surgeon at a private clinic and I was rushing to a client."
*Cop*: "What kind of a procedure are you doing?"
*Surgeon*: &q


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What do you get when you divide the circumference of a Jack o' Lantern by its diameter?

Pumpkin Pi

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Chuck Norris can tie his belt so tight,

that the ratio of the circumference to the diameter is less than Pi.

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What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?

Pumpkin Pi

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You would think that with the sun being 109 times the diameter of Earth...

...that it would be hard to lose it at night right? So I sat outside for the whole night, and then it dawned on me.

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Did you guys know that my son is a really big star?

Yup, he's 1.989 x 10^30 kilos and has a diameter of 1.4 million kilometers.

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Do you know what is 4 inches in length, 2 inches in diameter, and drives women fucking crazy?

An empty toilet paper roll.

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What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?

PUMPKIN PI

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What's the difference between 2 cms and 4 inches?

The diameter of your anus after you return from prison

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What is half the diameter of a radish?

...the radiush.

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What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?

Pumpkin Pi

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What do you get when you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by it's diameter?

Pumpkin Pi.

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Divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter, and what do you get?

Pumpkin pi.

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So a circumference walks into a restaurant...

...sits down and orders a bowl of diameter ice cream. The waiter asks, "You want pie with that?"

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What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?

pumpkin pi

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What do you get when you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?

Pumpkin Pi

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Maths jokes

What do you call the sum of the circumferences of eight circles with a diameter of 1?

Octopi.

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What's the ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter?

Eskimo pi.

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