Diagonal

Jokes

Wanna hear a diagonal joke?

Coming right up!

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I told my girlfriend to stop taking annoyingly diagonal selfies,

She told me that they're a cute angle and to stop being obtuse.

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The best part of being single is being able to sleep around...

You get to sleep all over your bed. Left, right, diagonal, or in the middle.

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After being made bishop, a man is asked what his next move will be.

Diagonal.

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After the man was named bishop by the church, what was his next move?

Diagonal

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