To show my devotion to my new girlfriend I got a tattoo of her name on my hand.
She cheated on me a few weeks later and after the breakup I soon realised that for the remainder of my single life she'll continue to f**k me over.
The devotion for this joke. Daim
A quick way to figure out a Jewish person's level of devotion to their faith is made simple by using the PH scale.
Basic or Hasidic
A Catholic priest and a Jewish Rabbi meet at a delicatessen for lunch.
The Rabbi orders the pastrami, the priest orders the ham.
"I'm just curious," the priest says to the Rabbi. "Why can't you eat ham?"
"Never really thought about it," the Rabbi replies. "As a Jew, it's just one of the ways we are expected to show our devotion and obedience to God."
As they eat lunch, the R
The peers from my satanic congregation have been questioning my devotion since I have been skipping our black masses lately.
The truth is I can be just as close to Satan on a golf course as I can in some stuffy, old, satanic chapel.
Leaked copy of Milania Trump's next public speech...
Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.
Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation, or any nation so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battle-field of that war. We have come to dedicat
GOD APPEARED BEFORE AN IRISHMAN AND SAID, 'FOR YOUR DEVOTION, I WILL GIVE YOU A CHOICE BETWEEN PARKINSONS OR ALZHEIMERS FOR YOUR ELDERLY AFFLICTION.'
THE IRISHMAN SAID,; THATS EASY. PARKINSONS.'
'WHY IS IT EASY?' GOD ASKED
'I'D RATHER SPILL HALF A GLASS OF WHISKEY THAN FORGET WHERE THE BOTTLES ARE.'
What did the hopeless romantic baker say to the dough?
You're my life's devotion. I knead you!