Deviant

Jokes

Why did the sexual deviant cross the road?

because his dick was stuck in the chicken

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NSFW What does a vegan and a sexual deviant have in common?

They both get excited when they see a chickpea

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My son told me he was Aesexual.

I asked him "Aesexual What? Deviant? Predator?"

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A flight attendant sees a suspicious looking couple on board,

so she reports it to the Captain immediately.

“Sir, I think we have a case of human trafficking! There is a very pretty and quiet female passenger on board, who looks quite frightened, and the man she is with, is a fat old slob who looks like a sexual deviant, mean and dangerous!”

The captain responds, “You must be new here. This is Air Force One.&rdq


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What do you call the funny activities of a sexual deviant?

Hikinks.

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What do a vegan and a sexual deviant have in common?

They both get excited when they see a chickpea!

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A mother was hanging up her son's laundry when she found a Hidden SampM Magazine

She was terribly upset by the deviant nature of her son, so she showed her husband and asked his advice on what to do. The father replied:

"Well, I'm pretty sure we shouldn't spank him."

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Sexual deviant

Going out on a limb here, I feel like sex with an amputee would be disarmingly good.

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What do deviant nuns have?

Big bad habits.

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