Why did the sexual deviant cross the road?
because his dick was stuck in the chicken
NSFW What does a vegan and a sexual deviant have in common?
They both get excited when they see a chickpea
My son told me he was Aesexual.
I asked him "Aesexual What? Deviant? Predator?"
A flight attendant sees a suspicious looking couple on board,
so she reports it to the Captain immediately.
“Sir, I think we have a case of human trafficking! There is a very pretty and quiet female passenger on board, who looks quite frightened, and the man she is with, is a fat old slob who looks like a sexual deviant, mean and dangerous!”
The captain responds, “You must be new here. This is Air Force One.&rdq
What do you call the funny activities of a sexual deviant?
What do a vegan and a sexual deviant have in common?
They both get excited when they see a chickpea!
A mother was hanging up her son's laundry when she found a Hidden SampM Magazine
She was terribly upset by the deviant nature of her son, so she showed her husband and asked his advice on what to do. The father replied:
"Well, I'm pretty sure we shouldn't spank him."
Going out on a limb here, I feel like sex with an amputee would be disarmingly good.
What do deviant nuns have?
Big bad habits.