Development

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My daughter identifies as a distinct period or stage in a series of events or a process of change or development...

Should I be worried or is it just a phase?

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Where is Valve's game development studio located?

Inside my crisper with all the other vegetables.

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In a software development team, how do you call the person who decides tech and architecture and leaves after a few months for a better offer when nothing works yet?

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Technical leaver

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The character of Nearly Headless Nick was a bit of a letdown in the Harry Potter movies.

In the books, he had so much more development, including an entire deathday party. In the movies though, he was just so badly executed.

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Recent research has hinted that autism and the autism spectrum may actually be the next evolution in human development.

However, I find it hard to believe it is the next evolution if the subjects are unable to get laid.

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What should a bird nourish its chick with to ensure it's proper development?

Redbull

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My SO walked by an extremely Rusted sign for the Magnet Development Center

Ah, the irony.

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The Manhattan Project was an urban development program

It was designed to make city populations explode

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Have you heard about this groundbreaking development in avionics?

Landing a Boing 737.

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I thought city planning and development was going to be a challenging job

But my last project was a park in the walk.

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Would I say that I'm excited for Arrested Development season 5B?

Abso-Bluth-ly!

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Would I say that I am excited for Arrested Development season 5B?

Abso-Bluth-ly!

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Would I say that I am excited for Arrested Development season 5B?

Abso-Bluth-ly!

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What do you call a conflagration in the hood?

Urban development.

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Baby Boomers grow up around a lot of lead paint. Lead paint causes long term mental effects like antisocial behavior, short attention span, and reduced brain development.

And there we have explained Donald Trump

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Baby Boomers grow up around a lot of lead paint. Lead paint causes long term mental effects like antisocial behavior, short attention span, and reduced brain development.

And there we have explained Donald Trump

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Diablo immortal 2 in development already

Just joking

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A new men's cologne is in development which smells of electric eels shocking a Silicon Valley giant...

Its called Eel-on Musk.

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Why is development in airplane engineering so slow?

Everyone is afraid to make a ground breaking design.

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"What had its development cut short unexpectedly?" my father, a game nerd, asked as a riddle.

"Easy! *Silent Hills*!"

"... Your mother's pregnancy..."

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What did the Jew say to the Secretary of Housing and Urban Development?

Nigger

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A plastic surgeon applies for a programming position

Because he heard they needed back end development.

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I'm in the development stages of my new theme park, Kony Island.

It's identical to Coney Island, but you need to be 48 inches or under to enter.

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With the likelihood of Roe v. Wade being overturned abortion provides should start diversifying.

Product development idea: Planned Parenthood brand coat hangers

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In a sudden reversal of a decades-long trend, UK companies are abandoning the outsourcing and offshoring of their information technology departments and bringing them back in-house.

Analysts are so far unable to explain this development, with one admitting: "All we can say for certain right now is that IT's coming home."

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What's the greatest invention to come from the development of the nuclear bomb?

Rice Krispies

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What's the greatest invention to come from the development of the nuclear bomb?

Rice Krispies

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Studies have shown that playing online video games can hinder a child's development.

"That just isn't true," comments SpunkMuffin2000.

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Where does a gay computer science major work?

Back end development

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My local theater put on a show about the development of speech to express ideas.

It was a decent play on words.

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Hopefully the Mods and the US player allow this. If not, oh well.

#History

In July 2014, former FBI agent Dwayne Ainge was employed by G4S solutions when he had the idea of a corporation with two equally important tasks. While he was committed to provide security to certain government and corperate sectors, his cousin Charles Casey brought to him id


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Who from the Soviet Union made the most in development of modern surgery?

Mikhail Timofeyevich Kalashnikov.

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Software development is like sex...

...one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.

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How come the acronym for "Research and Development" is R.N.D.?

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Musical unrest

C, E-flat, and G go into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, but we don't serve minors." So E-flat leaves, and C and G have an open fifth between them. After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished, and G is out flat. F comes in and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough. D comes in and heads for the bathroom, saying, "Excuse me; I'll just be a second."


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If the FBI create a sitcom about detaining Trump for his real estate misdeeds...

... would it be called Arrested Development?

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Breeding features are currently in development for Pokemon Go, to be released as a full-featured standalone app that will utilize the same account to communicate between apps...

...according to industry rumors, this supplemental app will be called Pokemon Come.

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An employee working at a software development company was not satisfied with his salary...

An employee working at a software development company was not satisfied with his salary. He went to visit his boss in his office to discuss the matter. "I feel like I have been making a valuable contribution to this business, yet I don't feel appreciated. Quite simply put: I want a raise." The boss furrowed his brow in concern. "I'm a little bit surprised that you have bro


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I like my women the same as my HBO original series.

Top quality character development with no commercials.

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I ran into Michael Cera at the bar last night and asked him if he ever hooked up with his Arrested Development co-star Alia Shawkat who played his cousin.

He said "Yeah, Maeby I did."

So I guess we'll never know.

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As indicated by my following sentence

The Software Development industry needs more chicks in management so those broads can get the respect they deserve

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So Hilary, what are your plans for economic development and beating ISIS if you ever win the election?

"I have a boyfriend"

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C, E-flat, and G go into a bar...

The bartender says, "Sorry, but we don't serve minors." So E-flat leaves, and C and G have an open fifth between them. After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished, and G is out flat. F comes in and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough. D comes in and heads for the bathroom, saying, "Excuse me; I'll just be a second." Then A comes in, but the bartend


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C, E-flat, and G go into a bar.

The bartender says, "Sorry, but we don't serve minors." So E-flat leaves, and C and G have an open fifth between them. After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished, and G is out flat. F comes in and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough. D comes in and heads for the bathroom, saying, "Excuse me; I'll just be a second." Then A comes in, but the bartend


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Apparently red hat came out and said that there were no more Linux kernels in development, that they have gone in every direction.

Apparently there's nothing GNU under the sun.

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What do you call a developer straying away from his development studio?

[deleted]

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How many Hollywood development executives does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one... But, uh, does it HAVE to be a light bulb?

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What do you call a tv show about female puberty?

A Breasted Development

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Why is Arrested Development funny?

Because the farce is strong with that one.

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I am trying to write a great novel and become a cartoonist but

I was told I have to work on my caricature development.

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