Detached

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Every day when I get home from work I kiss my front door, then I cuddle one of the walls, and I comfort a few of the windows.

It's a detached house.

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I went to a girl and was like "I'd like to take my rocket to Uranus"

She detached the final stage

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Wait till It's Over

A drunken man, completely detached from reality, walks down the street. Accidentally hits a post. Thrown aback by such a hit he holds his head, spinning around and goes forward again, and hits the same post. Then he silently sits on the pavement: 'I'll wait till the demonstration is over.'


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