Despot

Jokes

A murderer, a despot, and the crown prince of Saudi Arabia walk into a bar.

walks*

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Did you hear about the person who threw a milkshake at Donald Trump?

I heard it really hit despot

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Where does Kim Jong Un shop for tools?

Home Despot.

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Where does Kim Jong Un shop for tools?

Home Despot

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Q. Where did Hitler get all his building supplies?

At the Home Despot

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How do you find a dictator on a map?

X marks despot.

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Parents of Reddit! When properly raising your child to be a despot you cannot just have them conquer the neighbors.

It takes a village.

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What do you call a Chinese despot who squeaks when he opens his mouth

Mousey Tongue

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What is Donald Trump's favorite summer jam?

Despot-cito.

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What do you call a potato-loving despot?

Dick Tater.

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What was Saddam Husseins favourite TV show?

Despot Housewives

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