I absolutely despise loud music

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It's going to be the deaf of me

Why do CIA Intelligence Officers hate everyone and everything?

It's just what they do. They despise.

I like to say youre in my prayers to people I despise...

Did I mention I’m an atheist?

I despise sexist people.

Especially the women.

Whats worse to do for yelp users than despise them?

De-spice their food

As someone with a peanut allergy, I despise Mr Peanut

I hate his guts! And his nuts!!!

I am becoming the person i despise the most

me self

I fucking despise my plastic surgeon!

Sorry, I just had to get that off my chests.

I fucking despise scat music.

It's shit.

I hate walls and I absolutely despise floors.

But I'm a big ceiling fan.

I despise dairy-free milk, lactose-free milk or any kind of sissy milk out there

I only drink men's milk

Most negative words in the English language start with D...

...Disease, death, demise, darkness, despise, doom, Donald trump...

What do you call a treehouse full of women you despise?

A country.

Just came up with this one

Q:Why do black people despise environmental studies?

A:Cause they always get hung up on trees.

Bill Clinton probably loves Hillary for the same reason I despise her.

Her mouth. :O

What do multiculturalism and the movie Jaws have in common?

They both made Americans despise great whites!

I hate and despise violence

In fact, the very thought of it makes me want to beat the shit out of someone

Is it wrong to hate a certain race?

Because I despise the 200 meter sprint.

Is it bad to hate a certain race?

Because I despise the 100 meter

A letter to someone of great importance

Dear love,


It's almost 3 am here and I can't sleep.
I want to sleep.
But I can't.

I've been procrastinating.
Now I have less than 3 hours to whip up a presentation, a lab report and take care of other stuff.
Please, time, please.
Stop for me.
Stay.
I need you.
I can see yo

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