Despicable

Jokes

Pirates are known to be thieves, murderers and downright despicable people, but remember...

To arr is human.

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Why is Despicable Mes protagonist so tall?

He Gru

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White people who are racists are despicable

Because their mentality is more reminiscent of black behaviour than white behaviour.

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Lawyers are like mustard gas

When used by the enemy, it's a vile, dirty, despicable trick.

When used by your side, it's perfectly justifiable.

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I was going to make a World War II joke, but then I stopped myself.

Why? Because Frankly, World War II jokes are despicable.

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What did Ed Sheeran say when he finished Despicable Me for the 3rd time?

I'm in love with the shape of Gru

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Jokes about deporting Mexicans aren't funny

They're despicable.

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Sure, the NSA can see every little despicable thing you do and say on the Internet...

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Who says, "Bugs, you stole my hearing aids?! You're despicable!"

Deafy Duck

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Find myself in the need for some really despicable jokes. Come on Reddit, do your worst.

What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole?

A Pedophile.

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What is the difference between a lawyer and a catfish?

One is a slimy dirty despicable scum-sucking bottom-dwelling scavenger that deserves to be killed while the other is a fish.

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What is the most despicable yet funny joke you've ever heard? A joke you almost felt bad for laughing at?

Obviously Halocaust jokes are a given. Those get really messed up. But what's the most NSFW, despicable joke you've ever laughed out loud at?

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Child pornographers are the most disgusting people on the planet...

they're despicable, the scum of the earth, nobody can defend child-pornographers. They need to be hunted down, arrested, and charged as adults.

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"There's no defense for child pornographers. They are the lowest, most despicable scum on the face of the earth.

...and I fully believe they should be prosecuted as if they were adults."

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