Pirates are known to be thieves, murderers and downright despicable people, but remember...
To arr is human.
Why is Despicable Mes protagonist so tall?
White people who are racists are despicable
Because their mentality is more reminiscent of black behaviour than white behaviour.
Lawyers are like mustard gas
When used by the enemy, it's a vile, dirty, despicable trick.
When used by your side, it's perfectly justifiable.
I was going to make a World War II joke, but then I stopped myself.
Why? Because Frankly, World War II jokes are despicable.
What did Ed Sheeran say when he finished Despicable Me for the 3rd time?
I'm in love with the shape of Gru
Jokes about deporting Mexicans aren't funny
Sure, the NSA can see every little despicable thing you do and say on the Internet...
Who says, "Bugs, you stole my hearing aids?! You're despicable!"
Find myself in the need for some really despicable jokes. Come on Reddit, do your worst.
What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole?
What is the difference between a lawyer and a catfish?
One is a slimy dirty despicable scum-sucking bottom-dwelling scavenger that deserves to be killed while the other is a fish.
What is the most despicable yet funny joke you've ever heard? A joke you almost felt bad for laughing at?
Obviously Halocaust jokes are a given. Those get really messed up. But what's the most NSFW, despicable joke you've ever laughed out loud at?
Child pornographers are the most disgusting people on the planet...
they're despicable, the scum of the earth, nobody can defend child-pornographers. They need to be hunted down, arrested, and charged as adults.
"There's no defense for child pornographers. They are the lowest, most despicable scum on the face of the earth.
...and I fully believe they should be prosecuted as if they were adults."