Design

Jokes

If you were a shoe-maker that came out with a new design called "The Gock"

Would you be called "The Gock Cobbler"?

-Just thought of this today, I can't be the first.

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The bag I bought from Germany has asshole design

I called it a deutschbag

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Wife asked me to take out a spider instead of killing it...

So I did, hit a few bars, dude is cool, wants to go into web design.

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In light of the multiple recent crashes of its airplanes, Boeing announced a revolutionary new aircraft design made out of rubber.

Now, it won't crash. It'll just go, Boeing Boeing Boeing.

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I wonder if Spider-Man has done any web design

He would be good at it

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An engineer was trying to design the world's fastest car.

An engineer was trying to design the world's fastest car. So he could keep track of the different models, he gave a different letter to each model.

The first time, he could only get the car to go 135 mph. Thinking he could do better, he redesigned the car, tried again, and made the car go 142 mph.

He tried again and again. On the 19th time, he had the bright idea of


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You should buy the new Mac Pro

It has a grate design.

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Did Napoleon design his own jacket?

I don't know, but I think he had a hand in it.

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Stop making jokes about the new iMac Pro design

They are so cheesy...

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Have you heard about the new Van Gogh headphones?

Interesting design but very one sided

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Who needs Heaven or Hell?

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You know if God did design this place you have to wonder who it was for? Him? or us? or was it just out there as a statement? Was it meant to be modern? or was it traditional?

But seriously, having studied design myself at college I do not think it would have got a good grade. The design is very wasteful - look at all that empty space. And the light i


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Have you the the new aerodynamic design for a fuel saving V-shaped plane?




Hopefully it takes off.

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Thanks to the innovative and powerful cheese grater design of the new mac pro...

...People can finally become Mac Cook Pros

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A tube of toothpaste is a real asshole design.

You can get the stuff out, but you can't get it back in.

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I bought a spider yesterday

He had a master in web-design

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The germans are developing a game where nerds get to design things

They call it mein kraft.

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The old Sonic design needed to leave the movie

And it had to go FAST

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Spiders should own the internet

After all, they are very talented in web design.

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The billionaire and the architect

Los Angeles has always been a place for these massive feats of human accomplishment. Case in point, in 1989, a local billionaire spent millions of his own money to create a unique building of fantastic architecture, one that would draw people in for thousands of miles. He hired a small time architect to design the structure.

After the buildings completion in 1994, it was revealed tha


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Divorced Virgin

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced five men. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, “Please be gentle, I’m still a virgin.”

“What?” said the puzzled groom. “How can that be if you’ve been married five times?”

“Well,” the bride said. “Husband 1 was a sales representative; he kept


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What does a person study to design sex toys?

Graphic design.

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I was in Holland on Holiday and I discovered they are working on a secret Healthy windmill design. I tried to sneak a photo but a security guard immediately covered my camera and said....

“.....windmill ..can’t sir”

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Guys, we should start respecting spiders at least a little

I mean they are great at web design

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Why can't Apple design cars?

They don't have Windows.

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Remind me to cancel my trip to the technology, education, and design conference

Noted

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An architect

An architect storms into the CEOs office holding a towel to his bloody nose. "Good God, man, what happened to you!?" the CEO exclaimed.

"Sir, the lead architect on the Legend project just punched me in the face for questioning his designs, which frankly are impossible. Take a look." The architect pulled up the latest revision on the screen and to the CEO'


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Damn, my hemorrhoids are really painful...

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"Intelligent Design" my ass.

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A reporter called me today and asked me for my opinion on reddits design change today

I said no comment

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Elon Musk has a plan to design electronic grass for Mars

He’s calling it an E-Lawn.

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Why didn't Spider-Man design a costume with pockets for his wallet?

Because his Spidey Cents was always tingling

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Sci-Fi Joke



In the future, the demand for space fleets is growing. Scientists and engineers develop a method of designing one “master template” spaceship, with the entire blueprints imprinted on every molecule in the ship. Then, parts of the master ship are distributed to automated factories for replication.

The Space Force Admirals are also demanding ever larger ships


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Why didn't the spider baptize his 50 children?

too many fonts is bad for web design

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I have a degree in the design and mechanics of television controllers

I don't know what I'm going to do with this remote knowledge.

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Why does the Trump administration like the new iPhone design?

Because Apple de-ported their phones.

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The Google Pixel 3 XL...

and its design team.

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Why is development in airplane engineering so slow?

Everyone is afraid to make a ground breaking design.

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Humans should have been design whereby its after marriage men will have impregnate-able spermkind of like a wedding Gift from God.

Thus, I will not have a child that can call me uncle.

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The Hardest Day of my Life Was When Our Interior Design Class Went Camping.

It was pretty in tents.

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I was finally able to satisfy my wife last night.

I let her choose the new kitchen design

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What do you call people who design icons in League of Legends?

Lolicons.

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There were plans to change the design of the 21st letter of the alphabet but Ed Sheeran stopped them

He’s in love with the shape of u

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You know what is a good joke?

reddit new design

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Civil engineer fired after forgetting how to design electricity-generating water barriers.

He lost his dam mind.

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Wife: Be gentle this is my first time in bed.



Husband : What?! You had three divorces before.

Wife : My first husband was a Philosopher. He only talked about it.

Second was a Gynaecologist He just kept looking at it

And the third was an Engineer. He wanted to re-design it.

You are from HR, So this time I know, I am going to be fucked.

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So apparently I'm a wife beater kind of guy

Thier sleeveless design really gives my arms a greater range of motion and better ventilation than most shirt would offer.

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So apparently I'm wife beaters kind of guy

Their sleeveless design really gives my arms greater range of motion and cooling than you expect with most shirts.

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My interior designer made quite a good job on our apartment. Some of the design was a bit over-complicated, but I'd still give her 711 for effort.

If it was planer though, I'd have given her 9/11.

(my wife wasn't amused :/)

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How do you piss off a male web designer?

Ask him to put on a Spider-Man costume and make a web design!

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It's a Joke.


The new Reddit Design. IYKWIM.

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I've gotten a Graphic Design job at a nuclear plant

The pay is not great, but they told me I'd be getting some exposure.

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