Depraved

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My girl is freaky

My girl is freaky. How freaky? Well she did the most depraved act on me. How depraved was it? So depraved i woke up in the middle of the night in cold sweat and called to wake up my priest in the middle of the night and ask him if i still had a chance to get into heaven he said to me never show your face here at the church ever again

And this is the same man who got shot by a mugger


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I am a heterosexual man, last night I was very high in a party and a depraved Nigerian made me dirty things in the bathroom. I looked for him a long time but i never found where is he. They all tell me to keep going But...

...i miss a lot my nibba

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During the dark days of WWII in England, the BBC tried to lighten the mood of the nation by holding a "dirtiest limerick" contest...

They challenged citizens to come up with the dirtiest, funniest limerick they could. The winner would receive a year's worth of sugar rations.

The contest idea was a huge hit, and thousands of people sent in submissions. Finally after weeks of reading filthy limericks, the judging panel unanimously voted to crown a winner. They put out the following statement, "The winner o


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During the dark days WWII in England, the BBC decided to try and lighten the mood of the nation by holding a "dirtiest limerick" contest...

They challenged the citizens to come up with the dirtiest, funniest limerick they could. The winner would receive a year's worth of sugar rations.

The contest idea was a huge hit, and thousands of people sent in submissions. Finally after weeks of reading filthy limericks, the judging panel unanimously voted to crown a winner. They put out the following statement, "The winn


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Did you hear about the maverick depraved priest?

In the semenary, he was known as a loose canon.

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"Father father! I need to tell you something!"

A young man rushed up to a priest shouting, and excited.....

Priest: what is it my son?

Man: Father, last night I met these two 18 year old twin sisters, we had a few drinks and then we went back to their house and I made love to them both father, for hours, in every way possible. It was absolutely depraved father!

Priest: hmmm, I understand, and now you wish


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Doctor! Doctor! You gotta help me! I can't stop having sex with dogs!

Doctor "That's disgusting man! How depraved! What's the world coming to!? How low can you go!?"

"chihuahua"

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The Darknet is not depraved and nefarious as most people make it out to be...

It's all just hype... now excuse me while I go play daddy with my latest purchase

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What do you call it when you play Fortnite during the day-time?

A sad depraved existence

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Try To Imagine Seeing These 19 Hilarious, Depraved Bathrooms In The Flesh! Giggle Or Shudder?! iword.rocks

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Try To Imagine Seeing These 19 Hilarious, Depraved Bathrooms In The Flesh! Giggle Or Shudder?! iword.rocks

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What do you get when you cross Paris Hilton with Iggy Azalea?

A horribly depraved piece of human garbage.

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Let's prank a follower of a dead ill-minded, heroin addicted depraved grandpa that died poor?

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