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I live in constant fear that Trump will deport my Latina mother-in-law who lives at 324 3rd st. Los Angeles.

She gets off at 6.

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Trump tells his agents to deport a million Mexicans and a chicken

When they ask him about the chicken, he replies 'see, I told you nobody would care about the Mexicans'

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I live in constant fear that Trump will deport my Latina mother-in-law who lives at 324 3rd st. Los Angeles.

We live in Mexico and she’ll come find us

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I live in constant fear that Trump will deport my Latina mother-in-law Who lives at 324 3rd st. Los Angeles. She gets off at 6.

We live in Mexico and she’ll come find us

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I picture Jesus coming back as a door to door salesman

You know, going from house to house trying to sell vacuums or some shit. I don’t think he’d make it out of the south though, you know, the Bible Belt. Brown guy walking around trying to make an honest living, they’d definitely want to see his immigration paperwork and deport his ass back to Heaven.


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How to deal with being cyberbullied by illegal immigrants

Just deport them.


(this joke was deleted before even though it didn't break any rules... i guess it was just offensive?)

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How to deal with immigrants who are cyberbullying you:

Just ~~deport~~ report them.

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How to deal with immigrants who are cyberbullying you:

Just ~~deport~~ report them.

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I live in constant fear that Trump will deport my Latina mother in law

Who lives at 324 3rd st. Los Angeles. She gets off at 6

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How does Trump deport Mexicans?

Juan by Juan

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How many Trumps does it take to build a wall?

Zero. They would get the Mexicans to build the wall, pay for the wall, then deport them after.

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Yugi: Kaiba! How come Your card grabbed my card's groin and threatened to deport it...

Kaiba: You fool! You've activated my Trump card.

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Give a man a fish and youll feed him for a day

Deport a man and you’ll never have to feed him again. -Donald J. Trump

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Trump: I want to deport 11,000,000 illegal immigrant and 2 puppies.

People: 2 puppies!? Why?
Trump: See, nobody cares about illegal immigrants.

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Whats Donald Trumps favorite Sean Paul song?

Deport Them

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I live in constant fear that Trump will deport my latina mother-in-law

Her address is 1837 3rd St, LA 90023, blue house. She gets off work at 6.

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Why did Trump deport the mexican?

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How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?

Three.

One to hire a Mexican to change the bulb. And the other 2 to deport him when he's finished.

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Donald Trump will build a wall.

It'll be a Great Wall. A wall so big, we'll have no migrant workers in our country! And we'll deport all of the Mexicans! The wall will be big, and so strong. But not as strong as the odor-fighting power of AJAX! The next best cleaning tool since Mexicans.

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How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to pay a Mexican to do it, two to deport him afterwards.

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What do you do when your lawnmower stops working?

Deport him

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What do you do if your lawnmower stops working?

Deport him back to Mexico

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How will Donald Trump decide which ones to deport from millions illegal immigrants?

By conducting a **Juan on Juan** meeting with every Juan of them.

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How can Donald Trump deport millions of illegal immigrants?

By completely ignoring, these are only campaign promises.

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How could Cruz win?

By promising to self-deport.

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What is Donald Trump thinking?

Who is going to build the wall if we deport all the Mexicans?

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What is Donald Trump's favorite movie?

Minority Deport

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Donald Trump Pledges to Deport

Donald Trump pledged today that if elected he will deport all of Americas Fortune 500 C.E.O's, because after all he has no doubt that "somebody is doing the raping"!

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How do you make a pole angry?

Deport him.

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