Why did the robot deny having a brother?

Because he had trans-sisters

Germany is a pretty weird country. If you deny the Holocaust, you go to jail.

But if you organize one, you are promoted to Reich Chancellor.

Apparently Sarah Sanders has quit her job.

I won’t believe the news until I hear her personally deny it.

Jesus talking to Peter before being crucified

Jesus: Peter, you will deny me 3 times

Peter: No lord, I will never do that.

Later.....

Crowds: Do you know Jesus

Peter: New Number who dis

U.S will run out of avocados in three weeks in we shut the Mexican border.

U.S will run out of people in three years if we continue to deny universal healthcare.

"I deny the Holocaust", said my elderly grandfather.

"Hah, that's nothing", I replied. "I deny the entire Second World War!"

While Abortion and Adoption are very different things,

You can't deny that they are both great way of getting rid of children.

If you deny pooping after being in the bathroom for a while...

I'm going to assume you're full of shit.

Why do so many people want to see the Grand Canyon?

Well, you can’t deny it’s just gorges.

Dota is a better game than LoL

and all you LoL players can’t deny.

What do you call a barrier to deny water to a certain area and raise water levels in the other area built by Indian fathers?

Papadams

The darkest part of the day

Is the night, deny it to me.

Baby, youre a Sex and the City episode

I wanna watch you and then deny it when I get caught

Did you hear about the cowboys who deny robbing the glue factory?

They're sticking to their guns.

Did you hear about the cowboys who deny robbing the glue factory?

They're sticking to their guns.

Did you hear about the cowboys who deny robbing the glue factory?

They're sticking to their guns.

Did you hear about the cowboys who deny robbing the glue factory?

They're sticking to their guns.

What do you call a guy who gets walked in on masturbating causing them to jump up from their seat mid ejaculation and tries profusely to deny what was going on?

An up and cumming actor.

Batman: "Alfred, why do people deny global warming?"

Alfred: "Some men just want to watch the world butn."

I deny everything I say

No I don't.

You can't deny that Rosanne Barr has the longest legs of any dame in show business.

To be able to keep a foot on the gas pedal of the bus and run yourself over with it is some Russian hooker level contortionist shit.

They might deny pouring glue on my weapons...

But I'm sticking to my guns.

Why do Flat-earthers deny science?

Because it challenges their world view.

Why do Flat-earthers deny science so often?

Because it challenges their world view.

I've been diagnosed with a type of amnesia where I deny the existence of certain 80s bands...

Unfortunately, there is no cure.

Germany: Riots after 2 dead by rising dueling trend.

Saloons deny responsibility.

Why do black men hate posting on reddit?

Because they can't deny that their comment was the parent.

How many atheists does it take to screw in a lightblub?

An infinite amount. They would deny the existence of the light bulb.

Why was is a yuuuge mistake for Trump to deny he had a small penis?

It was the single thing about him and his life that his supports could relate to.

My wife says I deny everything...

I really don't think it's a big problem.

What does having sex with me and the holocaust have in common?

There are people who still deny it ever happened.

Say what you will about ISIS...

But you can't deny their suicide business is booming.

How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three: One to deny lightbulbs exist, one to steal your furniture in the dark, and one to stop you from installing a lightbulb yourself to prove the first one wrong.

How many conservatives does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three: Two to steal your furniture in the dark, and one to deny lightbulbs exist until you prove otherwise by screwing one in yourself.

Why did the japanese insurance company deny coverage of the penis enlargement surgery?

they dont cover erective surgery

I'm a dyslexic agnostic

Therefore, I can neither confirm nor deny the existence of Dog.

Help with league

how to deny in league of legend??

How do you make a plumber cry?

Kill his family

You can't deny it, it would work

How many furries does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

4 furries. 3 to do the screwing, and 1 to deny it happens.

How do you starve a Mexican?

Deny him access to food stamps

I've been diagnosed with a type of amnesia that makes me deny the existence of certain 80s bands...

Apparently there's no Cure.

Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven?

Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.

My aunt claims that Aliens exist...

My aunt claims that Aliens exist
and They abducted her. Aliens deny everything. Who should I believe?

Fun Super Bowl Game:

Every time they show Ray Lewis on the screen, stab someone in your party and then deny it was you.

How to describe Mitt Romney in two sentences.

I stand by what I said, whatever it is that I said.

I deny saying that, whatever it is that I said.

I am looking for other military jokes.

**What's The Difference?**

Do you want to know the difference between the branches of the U.S. military? If you say to them "Secure that building!"

* THE ARMY will go in kicking down doors, lay down suppressive fire, neutralize all hostiles and safely recover any civilians.
* THE MARINES will set up a razor wire perimiter, establish patrols, and de

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Why did the Hindu deny the dentist use of Novocain?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

The Holocaust was real...

How dare you deny The Holocaust?!
My grandfather died in Auschwitz man
Yeah, tragic... he fell out of the guard tower.