Nobody should be hated this much
Spread the hate
Spread it out so it's less dense and nothing gets hated this much.
Rest in peace, dense water vapour.
You will be mist.
Tyrion Lannister was unusually smart
Usually, white dwarfs are very dense.
Scientists predict that the racists of this world may well form a black hole in the distant future.
Because they are so dense.
Little Red Riding Hood sets out to go visit her grandmother, who lives in another village
As she's walking on the forest road, she sees the big, bad wolf hiding behind a shrub. She stops and says:
\-My, what big red eyes you have!
The wolf looks at her and leaves without saying a word, dissapearing in the dense forest. Little red riding hood continues walking on the same forest road, and after some time she sees the same wolf, this time hiding behind a b
Cyanide must be so calorie dense
One vial and you don't need to eat again for the rest of your life
A blackhole walks into a bar.
Bartender: What’ll it be?
Blackhole: id like my shoes shined
Bartender:are you dense or something?
Your maternal unit is so large and dense
She has a black hole
Your momma is so dense...
...the only reason your dad hasn't left is because he can't reach escape velocity
Carbon and Helium were having a conversation.
Carbon: “ And then I said, Barium!”
Osmium walks into the room.
“What’s so funny guys?”
Carbon whispers to Helium: “Don’t tell him. He’s too dense to get it.”
Someone asked me why i was so dense.
Pretty sure its because of how we evolved to adapt to Earth's high gravity.
My brother keeps drowning despite my numerous attempts to teach him to stay afloat.
What a dense child.
Two black holes are jogging in space.
One says "You should slim down to get more attractive."
"Are you dense?" replies the other.
Yo mama so dense
she has an event horizon.
My teacher says Im a time waster and too dense.
I told her I absorb everything but the information just gets lost.
She didn’t believe me and is now forever circling.
Sucks being a black hole...
Why did the pothead seem so smart?
Because all of his buds were so dense...
I heard semen is very nutritionally dense.
That is some real food for thot.
I wanted to organise a party on venus but the atmosphere was too dense
Travelling through the deepest darkest jungles of Africa with my man servant Jeeves ....
We broke through the dense undergrowth into a small clearing. There were eggs everywhere. I turned to Jeeves and said "This is obviously the work of poachers"
My aussie friend was clearly impressed with me..
When i spotted him amongst the dense crowd of people.
Without skipping a beat, first thing he said to me was, “good eye mike!”
Most creatures on earth are carbon based, but you might be made of Einsteinium
You dense motherfucker.
A mathematician was stopped in San Francisco by a cop for speeding.
The cop says, “Ma’am, you were going 25. But the speed limit in a dense neighborhood is 15 mph in California.”
“I’m sorry, Officer,” she says, “but you’re wrong. This isn’t a dense neighborhood.”
He looks around at the three-story Victorians crammed against each other and laughs. “It isn’t? Well, the
Yo mama's so dense...
Yo mama's so dense the only reason people think she's bright is because she hit critical mass and now she burns the eyes out of anyone who looks at her... Sick burn.
You know what my favorite part about Summer is?
The dense clouds and 50 degree weather (just curious if anyone else feels my pain rn).
Fingered my GF NSFW
Roses are red
this poem makes no sense
I fingered my girlfriend
Her forest was so dense
A Red Dwarf star, a Main Sequence star, and a neutron star are all hanging out and telling stories.
The Red Dwarf decides to share a joke. He says, "What’s a light-year?"
"It's the same as a regular year, but with less calories!" All three burst into laughter.
After a few minutes the neutron star confesses that he didn't get the joke. Both the Main Sequence star and the Red Dwarf turn to him with confused looks. Finally the Red Dwarf
What do you call an Italian-dense bad neighborhood?
Yo momma's so dense, she got a job at NASA...
My wife kept insisting I have ADD
So she brought home a book from the library on adult ADD. A few days later when I'd finished she asked if it showed me that I had ADD.
"I JUST READ AN ENTIRE BOOK ON FUCKING ADD, YOU DENSE WENCH, SO I'M GOING TO GO WITH NO."
Not a joke. A true story.
I like my women like my coffee..
White and dense.
Hey girl, are you the big bang?
Cause you're pretty hot, but very dense
I explained to my friend that he shouldn't be afraid of drowning in the sea because of Archimedes principle.
But he was too dense.
Girl, you're like a supermassive black hole...
...because you're incredibly dense, nothing is more attactive than you, and once you suck me in there's no going back.
Damn girl, are you a planet?
Because you're so dense you have an event horizon.
It was in eight grade I realized I was more attracted to big, dense girls.
I just came up with the BEST joke for Trump
Trump is like gold.
Incredibly dense, but somehow worth something.
(Anime joke) What car does Orimura Ichika drive?
A Mercedes Dense.
What do you and a black hole have in common?
You're both dense motherfuckers.
RIP Dense Water Vapour.
You will be mist ;(
So Recep Tayyip Erdoan says to Michelle Bachelet, "Do you want to get together and make some dinner?"
For you dense fuckers, this joke is playing on Turkey and Chile's presidents.
Yo momma's so dense she has an accretion disk
I'm so sorry...
It's surprising how small the universe was.
The whole universe, according to the The Big Bang Theory intro, used to be in a hot dense state. Does anyone else find it incredible that the entire universe used to fit in Texas?
Pedophile and a young boy go for a walk in the woods...
After they had been walking for a few hours, the sun begins to set and the woods are getting dense. The little boy says, "Gee Mister, it's getting pretty scary out here."
The pedophile says, "You think you're scared?...I'm the one who has to walk out of here alone."
R.I.P Dense Water Vapour.
You will always be mist.