Numbers never lie
What does a wannabe mathematician do when he discovers testosterone?
he proves that If letters denote names of males and if "x" denotes "the name of a female", then, for all "x", there exists a letter or more (usually more) such that : "the letter" ? "x".
One day a husband and wife decided...
They won't use the word "sex" in front of their child anymore, instead they would use "type/typing" to denote that.
So, one day the husband was feeling some need so told his kid to ask her mother if she could type a letter for her. The kid asked his mother. She told him to tell his father that typewriter is broken now.
The day after that father told the kid to
TIL that the "o" in Irish names denote that you're a grandson
My great-great-great-great grandfather was Reilly, Vehiclepiece. I'm O'O'O'Reilly, Autoparts