Numbers never lie

What does a wannabe mathematician do when he discovers testosterone?

he proves that If letters denote names of males and if "x" denotes "the name of a female", then, for all "x", there exists a letter or more (usually more) such that : "the letter" ? "x".

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One day a husband and wife decided...

They won't use the word "sex" in front of their child anymore, instead they would use "type/typing" to denote that.
So, one day the husband was feeling some need so told his kid to ask her mother if she could type a letter for her. The kid asked his mother. She told him to tell his father that typewriter is broken now.
The day after that father told the kid to

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TIL that the "o" in Irish names denote that you're a grandson

My great-great-great-great grandfather was Reilly, Vehiclepiece. I'm O'O'O'Reilly, Autoparts