Delete

Jokes

Just dad things

Dad: "Son, it's time to talk about porn as a man with a man.. How the fuck do you delete the internet history?"

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Reddit should rename 'share' to 'spreddit', 'delete' to 'shreddit' and 'karma' to 'creddit'. Yet they haven't. I don't geddit.

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Why do people post controversial jokes and then delete them as soon as other people get mad at them?

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Baby download

Daddy, how was I born? Ah, very well, one day you need to find out anyway! Mom and Dad got together in a chat room. Dad set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber cafe. We snuck into a secluded room, and then your mother downloaded from your dad's memory stick. As soon as dad was ready for an upload, it was discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall. Since i


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10k upvotes and ill delete my account

im a reddit noob and i need this

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A little boy goes to his father and asks...

"Daddy, how was I born?"

The father answers: "Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!

Your Mom and I first got together in a chat group on FaceBook. Then I set up a date via Tinder with your Mom and we met at a Starbucks, because of the free wifi. We sneaked into the rest room, where your mother agreed to do a download from my hard dr


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Yesterday I had to delete a picture of my grandma,

Why?
So I can take a picture of my grandma

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I had to delete my Facebook

There was a bunch of old folks saying they went to school with me.

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To whoever upvoted my last post before I was able to delete it

Thank you. I didn't even know that was possible. That post was only up for a couple minutes

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It doesn't matter where I post it

As long as I can delete it

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It doesn't matter where I post it

As long as I can delete it

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Felt cute, got pregnant.

Might delete later.

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Text post are like children

You delete the ones that don't succeed.

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I like my beers as I like my Paralympians

strong and hoppy

*^((I'll delete this if it's deemed to be offensive))*

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If you get an email that says canned ham can cause swine flu..

Just delete it because it's Spam

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My mom: son, why did I find "how to delete your history" in your history?

Me: because it was useless.

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My wife told me she needs space to recover.

I personally think she needs to alternate, control and delete.

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What does a Redditor do when they need to delete a post

Shreddit

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To all my exes. You can delete my number, unfriend me on Facebook and blocking me on Instagram...

But you will never be able to unsuck my dick!

Have a wonderful day =)

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Whats the best thing about being divorced?

Not having to delete your search history.

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Maybe Avicii would have stuck around if he had known Bernie was gonna run again.

Too soon? Felt cute. Might delete later.

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A guy sent this on our group chat....

I'm a 17 year old male. I have a fetish for men farting. I know it's very very odd and it's not something you hear everyday, but I can't help it. I watch videos of men farting.

My brother has a spare phone that my sister and I use sometimes. I was using it last week and I watched some fetish videos.

When I was in school, the next day, my sister texts m


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A girl asked me for my number today

She told me she’d delete after we’re done our project

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Reddit rename suggestions

Rename share to spreddit, delete to shreddit, karma to creddit. The fact the they haven’t done this, I just don’t Greddit

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If you get an email from me about tinned ham, delete it.

It's spam.

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Neil Armstrong was the first person to land on the moon. 'Neil A.' Backwards is 'Alien'.

FBI : Delete that shit right now.

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Neil Armstrong was the first person to land on the moon.

Neil A. Spelt backwards is Alien.
FBI: DELETE THAT SHIT RIGHT NOW

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Neil Armstrong was the first person to land on the moon.

Neil A. Spelt backwards is Alien.
FBI: DELETE THAT SHIT RIGHT NOW

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Maybe I should delete Reddit

because everytime I log in, I feel pointless.

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I was in the supermarket when I got a message on my phone telling me there were 24 singles in my area

Think I'm going to delete the Kraft Cheese app.

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Once my friend complained that his computer was running slowly

I told him to delete the file System32 and because it caused the slowness. And he did!

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How to delete my history?

W


Guys i think my ctrl key is broken

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I delete every joke that doesn't make it to the front page but...

\[Deleted\]

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What kind of cycle do bisexuals ride?

A Bicycle





(Hope this hasn't been done before if so link me and I'll delete this)

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Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it

But those who fail to delete their history are doomed to explain it.

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Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it

But those who fail to delete their history are doomed to explain it.

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Think about your jokes

Before posting them, in fact:
Why Hitler kills himself
If don' t delete it, you will getting old as an idiot.

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I always delete the jokes that doesn't make it to the front page.

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Imma try to work hard. just so that i can buy tiktok and delete it

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You can improve the average intelligence of reddit users right now.

Just delete your reddit account.

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Fox News update request

I sent Fox News an update request for their app. I asked them to please add facts and delete white nationalism.

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Someone keeps taking my task manager combination keys off my keyboards.













I’ve lost all control, and I have not alternative but to delete this horrible joke.

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Sometimes I go around to random windows computers and delete the default browser

Just to take the edge off

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Sometimes I go around to random windows computers and delete the default browser

Just to take the edge off

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Sometimes I go around to random windows computers and delete the default browser

Just to take the edge of

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Sometimes I go around to random windows computers and delete the default browser

Just to take the edge of

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Sometimes I go around to random Microsoft computers and delete the default browser...

Just to take the edge off

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I don't usually open Siri

But when I do it's because I fat-fingered the delete key on my Macbook.

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Microsoft co-founder Paul Allen died today

Unfortunately ctrl-alt-delete will not bring him back to life.


I am sorry RIP Paul Allen.

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Privacy concerns made me delete my Facebook account permanently

I received one last message from them... ‘you have been Mark saved’

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