Delegation

Jokes

The UN General Assembly is called for an emergency meeting on Political Stability in the Horn of Africa

It is 7pm in the evening, and the committee session is in progress. The Secretary-General decides that they shall go into a Moderated Caucus, and makes a regard favoring the proposal of one such caucuses.

The delegation of the US then raises his placard. As he knows, it's not how big your placard that matters. What matters is that you keep it up long enough. And when they were c


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Court room transcript

Cosby lawyer:..well there you have it your honor.

Judge: I see, as the jury is set to initiate delegation does the defendant have anything to say? A statement on shame or regret?

*Lawyer turns to Cosby and Whispers*

Cosby: ..uh....Ghost Dad I suppose.

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An African delegation goes to Russia

An African delegation goes to Russia on a diplomatic visit. The delegates are taken around Moscow until they arrive at a nightclub where they see some people holding a gun against their temple.

Then they ask: - What is this?

The Russians reply: - This is our national sport: Russian roulette! You take one gun, you load it with only one bullet, you spin, place the muzzle a


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A king was searching for someone to appoint as a judge

A king was searching for someone to appoint as a judge, and he wanted this person to have good morals. A sneaky businessman had caught wind of this and hatched a plan.

He draped a fishing net over his body, and when the delegation looking for a candidate (posing as tourists) called upon him, they found him with the net.

When he was asked by a member of the party, "Wh


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Chinese delegation at a factory.

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I'm currently working on a management oriented book focused on the delegation of tasks

"I'll have my secretary let you know when my intern finishes writing it." - Mr. Manager


Cordially,

Mrs. Team Lead

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Once in a land far, far away there lived a group of people called Trids...

The Trids were happy except for the huge ogre that lived on the mountain. The ogre would periodically terrorize the Trids.

The Trids tired of the ogre and sought to reason with him. They thought one of their religious leaders would be a good intermediary. So a group of Trids and their minister went up the mountain and before they could even say one word the ogre kicked them down the m


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