Pride Flags are like defunct time machines...

Most people stay in the present but some are sent back to 1945

I walked into an old defunct Nike store today. The place was depressing because-

there wasn't a sole in sight.

I was given a boomerang for my birthday, and was told its like my dad.

I think it’s defunct though, because when I threw it, it never came back.

Parliment and Funkadelic used to be great bands...

But now they are defunct.