My blonde neighbor came over in tears. What's wrong, I asked her.she told me her nephew had developed a deformity . Excuse me? I asked. she then tearfully cried that her sister had just written to tell her that the boy had grown another foot.
I really hit it off with a girl until I discovered she had an unusual deformity
So I hit it off really well with a girl until I discovered she had an unusual deformity: Apparently, she only has one buttcheek. Well, I had to call the whole thing off there and then. I don't believe in doing anything half-assed.
I couldn't diagnose my nasal deformity
so I decided to call my friend, Richard, the ENT doc, thinking "Dick knows."
I knew a kid in grade school who was born with deformed eyelids...
...So they took the flesh from his circumcision to fix his deformity. For the rest of his life he was cock-eyed.