Defect

Jokes

Two guys are walking down a street and see an old man in front of them.

He walks in such a weird manner that is almost similar to a duck. Somehow this walk bothers the two guys. "I wonder why he's walking that way. What could be the reason for that?" one guy asks the other. The Other guy replies "Maybe he got into an accident recently and might have broken his hip or something". "What if he has a congenital defect and can't walk prop


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A man with an unusual speech defect walks into a bar

Man: could I have a smism korrmy kum ARGGGHH ppipparlly poo pool of salted peanuts, please?
Batman : A packet of WHAT ?

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People tell me I dont have a sense of humor. Its not my fault. I was born with a serious birth defect.

I was born without a humerus.

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A mother told his birth defect son: "Son, you are a mistake!". The son then look at his father, and back to his mom, and ask...

"Which son?"

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A guy with a birth defect walks into a bar

He tries to hit up a girl but the girl suddenly starts vomiting uncontrollably

he calls an ambulance and she was sent to a hospital

later the doctor walks to the guy and says:

“I’m sorry but she’s lactose intolerant.”

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If you have the MTHFR gene defect

it's a real MTHFR.

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What did Nintendo do when they found out their consoles had a defect?

They issued a wii-call

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Chinese political jokes

-Do you think the detergent ad that wash a black man into Chinese is racism?

-Absolutely, the ad imply Chinese is same to black.
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Early 1980s, a high CCP officer visit London, amazed by the city. "Everything is fine, the country is rich and powerful, even workers have house and car, welfare is great, e


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Hey Chelsea fans, don't worry...

...your blue and white scarves will fit right in when you defect to Leicester.

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Why did the North Korean defect to South Korea?

He did some seoul searching.

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My mac has a factory defect.

I've been using for 3 years and it still works.

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3 recent college graduates are looking for a job.

They were in the receptionist's office waiting for their interviews. The first one gets called in.
HR manager: "We are a young growing company and we need people with good powers of observation. I want you to make an observation about anything you see in my office and you tell me all about it"
The young man looks around, and with a cocky attitude typical of young peop


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Did you hear about the scam artist born with only one testicle?

The doctors say it's a congenital defect.

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There was once a psych researcher with a rare genetic defect that gave her four buttocks.

She was fired for being bi-assed.

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