Dedication

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Due to my focus and dedication at the gym

I now have a body like Thor...

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If sesame street was at the Alamo.....

The lesson they would be teaching would most likley be dedication.

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After months of hard work and dedication, I finally have a body I am proud of!

It was worth the weight

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Ive heard that obsessed is a word lazy people use to describe dedication.

But I would never call my wife lazy.

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3 months of thorough dedication, proper diet and workout sessions but now the time has come, it is cheat day

can't wait to sleep with my girlfriend's sister.

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We cannot allow an attempted rapist on the Supreme Court

It shows a lack of dedication.

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We cannot allow an attempted rapist on the Supreme Court

It shows a lack of dedication.

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We cannot allow an attempted rapist on the Supreme Court

It shows a lack of dedication.

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The Directors to Fast and Furious Had Alot of Dedication

They killed off a main character in real life.

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After years of hard work and dedication, I can finally say that I have that sexy body I've always wanted.

It's in my freezer.

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Why are black people so good at sports?

Hard work and dedication.

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Baristas show extreme dedication to their craft.

Even if a customer cuts in line and tips poorly, they'll still pour steamed-milked rose petals into their latte.

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Why are african americans so good at sports?

Because of hard work and dedication.

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The best part about Ray Lewis being on ESPN is..

I can hear a guy with six kids by four different women lecture me about commitment & dedication.

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A Pope and a Jewish Accountant die...

So a Jewish accountant and the Pope die at the same time, and arrive at the pearly gates simultaneously. So St. Peter takes the two of them to where they will be staying for the rest of eternity. Peter leads the accountant to a huge palace, with dames and a heavenly garden. He then leads the Pope to a little shack. The Pope says, "After all of my life's dedication, I get this?" And


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Why are black people good at basketball?

Hard work and dedication.

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A medical Doctor is teaching, and everyone is around a corpse, ready for their first lesson.

"Welcome, class. OK, since this is your first lesson, I have to tell you: The 2 most important things to be a good doctor are: *Dedication* and *Observation*."

Doctor then proceeds to unveil the corpse, a big, fat woman who got shot in the head.

"This is *Dedication*". The doctor proceeds to stick a finger up the fat lady's ass, then licks it.


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I got fired from my job doing porn...

I had all the dedication in the world but too many times i came in too early.

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Top secret mission recruiting...

So the Joint Chiefs of Staff are searching for a soldier for a top secret mission, and they send out to the Army, Navy and Marines for their best soldiers to be considered for this mission.
So the Army sends it's best Ranger, he is pristine in his uniform, his chest covered with all his ribbons, he sits at perfect attention and answers every question correctly. The Joint Chiefs are ext


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