What does a comedian decorate their walls with?
Joke a dots! (Instead of polka dots)
Im going to decorate my balls with tinsel and glitter this year for Xmas.
Yeah, it’s pretty nuts.
Why do families who decorate a lot end up starving?
Because decorations end with rations
I found some cheap old paint and used it to decorate my beadroom. That night, the whole room lit up...
Turned out to be LED based paint.
You CAN decorate your sofa with pictures of Death in a hooded cloak...
But there will be grim repercussions.
What does a racist decorate in their home for the holidays?