Decorate

Jokes

What does a comedian decorate their walls with?

Joke a dots! (Instead of polka dots)

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Im going to decorate my balls with tinsel and glitter this year for Xmas.

Yeah, it’s pretty nuts.

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Why do families who decorate a lot end up starving?

Because decorations end with rations

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I found some cheap old paint and used it to decorate my beadroom. That night, the whole room lit up...

Turned out to be LED based paint.

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You CAN decorate your sofa with pictures of Death in a hooded cloak...

But there will be grim repercussions.

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What does a racist decorate in their home for the holidays?

Their bigotry.

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