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What is written on the furry Declaration of Independence.

Life, liberty, and the fur suit of happiness.

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What's the name of the movie where Nicolas Cage has to steal the Declaration of Independence by having sex with the entirety of the U.S. Congress?

The DaVinci Chode

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Little Johnny and the Declaration of Independence

Little Johnny was from a real rural part of eastern Kentucky. His family was as stupid as they come and his parents passed down that trait down to Little Johnny. One day Little Johnny is sitting in history class and his teacher calls on him. She asks "Little Johnny, who signed the Declaration of independence?" Little Johnny sat right up and said "Teacher i don't know and i don&


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I believe we should publish the Declaration Of Independence On Twitter

So that Trump can see it

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Its a little-known fact that, after signing the Declaration of Independence, the Founding Fathers collectively dropped their pants, pointing their posteriors toward England

This the motto “E pluribus moon ‘em”

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"We hold these truths to be self evident,..." It's no wonder so many Americans still lack regard for what's in the Declaration of Independence:

It was written by British subjects.

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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

At the bottom.

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Little Johnnys teacher gives an oral history quiz

She asked little Johnny, “who signed the Declaration of Independence?" Little Johnny said, "Damned if I know." She was a little put out by his swearing, so she told him to go home and to bring his father with him when he came back.

Next day, the father came with his son, sat in the back of the room to observe, as the teacher requested. She started back in on her q


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Where was the American Declaration of Independence signed?

At the bottom

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America has the Declaration of Independence, but what does Youtube have?

The Lincoln Description

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The Declaration of Independence was NOT written in Philadelphia.

it was written in ink

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The Declaration of Independence was NOT written in Philadelphia.

it was written in ink

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Where was the declaration of independence signed?

At the bottom.

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If Alcoholics Had Written The Declaration Of Independence

would we have government of the pickled, by the pickled, and for the pickled?

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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

At the bottom.

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