My friends would describe me as deceptive.

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My friends think I'm deceptive.

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Sportsjoke How do you know it's going to be a white christmas?

It's approaching with deceptive speed.

What do you call a deceptive legume?

A Lima bean

Because of the Trojan horse, we know that Trojans can be deceptive and unexpected.

These two qualities happen to be exactly the two qualities I am not looking for in my condoms.